look at my silly gorgeous gf 🥰

filing the serial number off my robot gf

i have a desperate need for the kim kitsuragi jacket but the official zaum one is a billion dollars and lightly problematic and all the ones on etsy are clearly AI generated we live in hell

we all clown on america being the burger country but can we at least admit that the burger is like one of the best foods ever made

can u grab me a spungus while youre up im parched

we need to emergency evac all the transsexuals out of the UK and lock down the country until we can fix whatever the hell is wrong with it

there will be a special reeducation camp for harry potter fans

working sales as a trans woman is like being tortured to death

i used to think it was called a "soft drink" because the bubbles kinda felt soft (?) in your mouth

i kinda wanna a big fuckaas vhs camcorder to mess around with

nederland hebben een serieus probleem

homosexual erotic imagery

sometimes i really get why those kraftwerk guys are like "we're actually computers not people"

a group of trans women is called a podcast

its articles like this that absolutely convince me that america deserves everything bad that happens to it

goons to the left of me jerkers to the right here i am, cucked in the middle with you

(pronounced like femme fatale) femme faciale

you see not only is he EVIL but hes GAY!!! now you can say homophobic things about him!!!

cis people looooove asking "what name do you go by?," immediately assuming whatever i tell them isnt my "real" name

what in the goddamn

its funny when a post absolutely flops bc the concept of frasier and niles playing rock paper scissors had me and my friends literally crying with laughter

clothing optional beach with the girliesss i love being transgender woman lesbian

odysseus gay as hell for leaving anne hathaway to go to war fr

experiencing the type of depression that makes me want to Make Purchases. these are dangerous times

just saw a middle age white guy with a shirt that says "i ❤️ hot filipinas" its a failure of the american legal system that im not allowed to break his shins with a pipe

this is what my wife @gingerspiced.bsky.social calls me like every day

apparently the first sunday in August is "national sisters day" i thought probably this website might be interested to know that

i wouldnt mind being possessed tbh. i think it would be fine

this is like those western propaganda pieces that say kim jong un pretends to bowl a perfect 300

saying sorry is easy and free, kenneth