Spaf

@spaf

Spaf is a homunculus of possible extraterrestrial origin, tilting at windmills. Cybersecurity, bad jokes, political outrage, academe, non-sequiturs, entropy. See for more.

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Spaf@spaf· 6d

I'm supplying doughnuts for the faculty retreat. They pair with the hazelnut creamer someone insists on bringing about as well as anything does.

Boston cream doughnut split open, filled with clam chowder instead of custard. A can of Campbell's Chunky clam chowder sits behind it.

Spaf@spaf· 25d

Do NOT take the Cyclosporiasis outbreak lightly. Getting it from extra spicy tacos has consequences!

Spaf@spaf· 27d

A Rocky Horror Picture Show still — Dr. Frank-N-Furter open-mouthed, with a muscular blond man (Rocky) leaning against him — captioned 'Pete Hegseth after creating his perfect soldier.'

Spaf@spaf· 29d

Recent news makes clear that we are in the height of tick season.

Spaf@spaf· Jul 6

Well, we do need to note that MAGA does continue to remind us of questions requiring deep thought.

Yard sign with (spelling as in the original)

Libety or Tranny?

Spaf@spaf· Jun 30

It is a bit toasty in the US Midwest this week

The heat index is somewhere between OMG and WTF

Spaf@spaf· Jun 30

Couple with young girl in other room: It's about time we had a talk with her

Cut to a long view of a desolate landscape, with a building from which we hear:
Honey, birds, and bees were small creatures that used to fly in the air before we owned the libs.[

Spaf@spaf· Jun 22

Title is "Unwanted AI"

The picture is of two people. One is holding a tuba and is labeled "Every company." The other is pinned to the wall by the first person with the tuba over their head and face, labeled "Me."

Spaf@spaf· Jun 13

It is said that one of the things that differentiates humans from “lower” species is our ability to remember the past and use those memories to inform our future decision-making. How’s that working out?

Spaf@spaf· Jun 5

Picture of Donald Trump, asleep at his meeting, with the caption: "You wanted a non-work President, here you go"

Spaf@spaf· May 27

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Spaf@spaf· Apr 27

Students don't seem to change all that much. I'm still getting some of the same excuses.

Spaf@spaf· Apr 22

The treehouse design didn't seem to work well, either.

Spaf@spaf· Apr 22

Asking AI to design my new playground hasn't started off too well.

Spaf@spaf· Apr 7

Back of the T-shirt for all attendees at the CERIAS Symposium. ceri.as/2026

Spaf@spaf· Apr 7

Thank you for the recognition today at the 27th CERIAS Security Symposium (ceri.as/2026) Seeing our graduates succeed and make a difference is the best recognition.