Gianluca Sartori
@spaghettidba
Data Platform MVP. Formula 1 DBA. Founder at @quantumdatis.bsky.social
Thanks to @brento.bsky.social today I learned what Frutiger Aero means. Basically, all the pictures I took last week from the Dolomites
11 years and counting! I'm deeply honored to be part of the program for one more year. #MVPBuzz
Upon suggestion from the public, I set a reminder in my calendar for July 14th of 2056, so I can return her the favor. Retribution, served cold.
Then she pulls out her phone, literally searches for "middle aged dad outfit" and this guy appears
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Back from #Datagrillen it's time to resume the #MirningWalk habit
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Almost time for my session "Questioning my SQL Server faith, so you don't have to". See you in room 2c at 14:20
Spring in full swing on the hills of Conegliano. Perfect for a #MorningWalk
ChatGPT free tier just analyzed 1 GB of cluster logs for me, got me my answer in less that a minute. Color me impressed
It's time for my session at #DataSatDenmark! Join me in room 106 to discuss the future of databases!