Spanky Quigman, Esquire, LLC
@spankyq
I am optometrist by nature, you know? Some have asked: profile pic is Bobbie (she/her), GSP mix rescue, banner pic is Mortimer (he/him), mountain cur mix rescue. Don’t adopt hound dogs if you don’t want PITA dogs but they are precious life forms.
We should all try to live our lives so that people talk about us like they talk about Mel Brooks. Happy 100 to a genuine mensch. @officialmelbrooks.bsky.social
He looks a lot like Mortimer! Here on the right… he’s a mountain cur/husky mix though.
Good handle, bc you’re definitely a grifter, but not quite elite.
Yes, “impractical or impossible”. But you can’t seem to understand that, which is why I stick by my initial assessment: you’re an idiot.
I’m not apologizing, you fucking idiot robot, I’m searching for something.
Congratulations, I have literally never seen a ratio this extreme.
Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.
Is this mf’er wearing a double-breasted suit with socks from Madonna’s world tour in 1987?
It sure ain’t his technical prowess at software engineering.
We just went behind the scenes at the St. Louis Zoo and fed Blondie the two-toed sloth! And saw a 10-day old zebra. It was a present to ourselves for our 25th anniversary.
And a nice sunset requires a companion cocktail, so we’re going with sherry lime cobblers
This is a weird juxtaposition of reposts by @diedrichbader.bsky.social and @pixelatedboat.bsky.social. #Robocop on the feed!
Everyone now thinks you’re an idiot but on the bright side you’re sporting this bitchin’ ratio
Fresh as they come. 15 seconds ago. Bobbie trying to sniff the camera and Mortimer looking out the front door on the watch for ne’er-do-wells (e.g. squirrels).
