Here’s your reminder to enjoy the moment, stop and smell the- OH DEAR GOD ROO DID YOU BATHE IN LITTER??

I thought nothing was more humbling than the job title “life coach” but try dodging this guy’s anus all day

It feels weird enough to be in the wellness sphere I don’t need to add white person yoga in a faux casual setting. (But I will add what was aspirational to me: following every silly whim that makes me happy, even if it’s not “productive.”)

I cited no longer being able to use Twitter in this article so here’s why.

And that’s how you excuse a pile of crap!!

Spectrum of ego with penis shaped graph. Oh, you didn’t think of a penis? Oh…oh no…

PS if you have ADHD buy an AirTag for every single thing that is worth more sentimentally or financially than an AirTag

I don't know you but I think you might like this photo from my phone

The five seconds before you decenter yourself and realize that post was not about you

Wanted to reassure those who were suspicious of my having a logo instead of a profile photo

Bad angle but I can’t move- huge milestone! My step cat (I came into her life when she was 10) has decided mine is a worthy lap. You truly never know how others think of or see you until they show it!

The way you first learned to do something is not necessarily the right way for you. This guy thinks “sit” means “sit only on surfaces your humans eat off of, the floor is unacceptable.”

There is always room for self improvement, it just depends upon how we react to that fact. This young man smelled his (empty) balls, made this face, then set aside his ego and started grooming himself. I'm very proud

I offer creative solutions if you just don’t feel like cleaning

I had some guidance as my partner before me had taken in some feral kittens! It’s always helpful to have someone who has been there!

Sometimes life throws challenges your way that seem insurmountable at first. I can help you make them feel more manageable, just like I helped to socialize this feral cat who seemed irreparably afraid of humans! (OK this was just an excuse to share a photo)

People often ask what got me into coaching like the answer isn’t the the same for every coach- it’s failure. Many many failures.

I shouldn't say this as a coach but I PERSONALLY believe that sometimes teaming up with one's enemies towards a common goal can be effective (I had tacos)

I can't really tailor tweets or images to uplift or motivate specific people- but here's my cat reacting to the concept of book.

Are you stuck creatively? Is your ego so tied to your work that nothing you do is good enough? Try a different artistic medium you KNOW you're not good at to get back into a creative mindset. I drew famous dog Snuppy and his bird friend Altamont.

I am equipped with many compassionate listening poses and so is my cat.