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Dunmer Femboy Books, Cartoons, Magic the Gathering, Art, Cannabis, and Nintendo my beloved 😍 H3pod best show on the internet ✌️ 💕 Ask me about the Cosmere! DMs open; no solicitors. Minors DNI.
If you are trying to win an election, don't sit next to Mike from PA. Campaign suicide.
My delightful girlfriend @dozenbybail.bsky.social made me some Coke nails 🥰 The pros of dating a professional nail girlie 😎
I just dropped off a piping hot cup of nut for the lab coats to examine Everyone cross your fingers that I'm firing blanks
I'm thinking my first tattoo should represent my status as the M7 Egg
Google AI bullshits this "summary" based on ONE Instagram post with zero interaction. "Pennypart" is a strange storefront that's obviously drop shipping, and I can't actually find the watch there. I got the watch at an Amazon overstock place?
I can't find a drop of info about this, "Kevin Fili" returns nothing relavent on Google. Pretty watch though 🤩
I am switching sides, I'm now a proponent of watch talk.
HERMIT CRABS ARE NOT GAY. DO NOT TELL ME THAT HERMIT CRABS ARE GAY. IF YOU SAY HERMIT CRABS ARE GAY I WILL BAN YOU FROM MY ANTI-WOKE HERMIT CRAB FACEBOOK GROUP. NO SISSY LIBERALS ARE ALLOWED IN THIS HERE FACEBOOK GROUP, BECAUSE LIBERALS ALWAYS TRY TO TALK TO ME ABOUT GAY CRABS AND CRABS ARE NOT GAY.
Free sample weed is the best weed. This job may pay shit, but at least it keeps me high enough that I don't care.
Sometimes I cobble together a meme and just know I'm cooking
Senior pets have so much love to give, and they appreciate your love more as a result of the context of their lives. Go get yourself a senile blind dog that straight up just vibes, you'll thank me later.
Oh my gosh its pet day! This is Rushu. I rescued this blind sweetie about 7 months ago, and shes made my life unfathomably more pleasant. Shes the sweetest critter I have ever known. She comes to work with me at the dispensary every day and posts up by the front door to charge a toll of scritches