Some of our fellow Americans have faith that whoever is in charge will do the right thing. Then, those of us who DO vote end up putting psychopaths in charge.

None of this had to happen.

Did Chinese agents force Trump to do this?

Love to see the Wikipedia Page today showing Mel listed among living centanarians.

Just for fun I asked Google AI a question. I took pleasure in the response:

AFAIC, ‘derangement‘ is when you worship this mofo:

MAGA reactions to this stuff always reminds me of:

The worst evildoers are in the real world.

#TooSoon

True story: Our office door has a hydraulic door closer [see below]. One screw fell off, the other one got loose, and it was hanging. At night, our very helpful maintenance crew balanced it on the door jamb but didn't screw it in. Next day I open the door... it didn't kill me but made me stronger.

I've got a new paradigm for you:

Kudos. I've met some very dedicated people who work at sperm banks. One time they ran out of specimen cups, and the lady there had to improvise:

There was an NHL player, Tie Domi, whose head and neck were shaped exactly like the action end of a sex toy, coincidentally also called a 'Domi'. #IYKYK #TMI #NSFW

How about my new paradigm?

Some potty breaks are more problematic than others.

I'm again reminded of...

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Best thing I've seen on Wikipedia since... since forever.

Just the Griffeys? Are you Surtain of this?

Now you're making me hungry for a popsicle.

New Jersey has had gender diversity in our Governor's mansion in recent years.

I think I know where they are...

Unsolicited Pick Pic #pbd

Every once in a while I get concerned that AI will steal our jobs. Sometimes I give it a little test. It's a long way from being able to replace human comedians:

#IYKYK

Please don’t disrespect medians. They are the official flower of the State of New Jersey.

CNBC Headline [shown below]: In related news, CNBC is recommending to investors that they go long on companies that manufacture child-size coffins. Demand for this product expected to skyrocket.

lol... I'm reminded of the time the developer of the Fontainebleau Las Vegas casino was trying to come up with the perfect logo. This was not an easy task; he was kicking around several ideas in his mind. He was fiddling with his lucky paperclip, and it finally broke. He said, "let's go with this."

Reminiscent of something DJT did in Buffalo when he was angry at the NFL for denying him the opportunity to purchase the Bills franchise.