And then there's this load of mule fritters, also from the BBC

Happy 40th birthday to the finest sequel in film history

Two men drive to Chicago to help a nun

Won't somebody think of the perverts?

It can't possibly be the same Seth Abramson who said this, can it?

Now where did I put my library card?

Voters of Clacton (hopefully)

We're a day and a half away from potentially the funniest VAR decision

Dear Shropshire Star, I think you may be overstating the influence of 80 flag-shaggers on a march in Shrewsbury.

Roses in my parents' garden recovering from the recent hellfire, the morning rain has perked them right up

I am *very much* looking forward to Sunday

And I, for one, welcome our new tiny particle overlords

I haven't seen my brother's dogs for two whole weeks, I am being very gently reminded of my responsibilities #dogs #dogsofbluesky

Have some photos of Hamburg. Tis a lovely place

Good evening from Copenhagen

How your email finds me

I think the Campanula is annexing the back yard. Even the strawberries are in retreat

Not sure @theguardian.com has fully grasped how to publish online yet

"I worry about getting caught, so I told a national newspaper and let them run a photo of me". Not the brightest, are we?

Flip this weather, flip it to heck

Suddenly, Campanula. I swear that wasn't there yesterday #wildflowerhour #purple