S Peter Davis
@speterdavis
Columnist at large, former Cracked staff from its golden age. Now at speterdavis.substack.com and Too weird to live, too rare to die.
The total inability for centrists to grasp Mamdani’s popularity generates some truly boneheaded takes. That’s right Noah, everyone’s just hypnotized by his good looks, that’s gotta be it.
Apparently the reason for this was that Cruise appears in this movie with a lot of facial age prosthetic that makes him like like elderly Bob Odenkirk
Fuck Chris Kluwe, who incessantly defames real artists by accusing them of using AI if it looks too good, doubles and triples down to an insane conspiratorial degree when presented with evidence, then blocks and moves on to the next target when proven wrong beyond a doubt. Massive asshole.
Dude what exactly do you think this is, or do you think Google street view is also in on it? At this point there is zero chance whatsoever that you will accept any photo evidence. I doubt you'd believe it if you were standing in front of it.
Finally in my hands some important reading material. One of my most eagerly anticipated preorders by @quinnslobodian.com and @bentarnoff.com even smells like fresh ink
Elon Musk's maximally truth-seeking Grok expertly scrapes the zeitgeist and delivers the news succinctly as it breaks:
Here's a picture of Dick Van Dyke and Mel Brooks who are collectively older than nearly half of the US states
"Soros is buying the election!! He must be stopped!!" The people buying the election:
The far-right, generally: “Okay we have to be strategic about this. We have to pretend to be the more measured and rational side, and portray the left as the ones who want violen—” Elon Musk: “LEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKINS”