SPFHockeyfan, Esq.

@spfhockeyfan

“I want to be the girl with the most cake.” Kid mom/cat mom, wife, reluctant lawyer. Gen X. Balletomane. Native Yinzer. She/her

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SPFHockeyfan, Esq.@spfhockeyfan· 12d

Timeline cleanse! CC and Zinnia enjoying a sun nap. ❤️

2 young girl cats sleep on a window bench in the sun. One is curled up in a cat bed and the other lays between her and the window on her side.

SPFHockeyfan, Esq.@spfhockeyfan· 17d

Cologne cathedral #big #blueskyphotography

The Cologne Cathedral against a blue sky

SPFHockeyfan, Esq.@spfhockeyfan· 17d

Happy #caturday from Zinnia ❤️

A little calico cat looks up with a sweet face and head tilted. She is half under a blanket on the back of a couch.

SPFHockeyfan, Esq.@spfhockeyfan· 17d

I wish this wasn’t so on point 😏

Modern warfare is full of
consequences that continue to exist even after the president says they do not. Fortunately, the Pentagon has begun replacing outdated military doctrine with a simpler system that should feel familiar to anyone who has ever lost an argument near a swing set.

SPFHockeyfan, Esq.@spfhockeyfan· 26d

Bunny sending you chill vibes ❤️

SPFHockeyfan, Esq.@spfhockeyfan· 26d

Cool Cat (“CC”) bids you good day. ❤️

A young girl cat sits with pretzel paws and her head is slightly tilted looking at the camera. She is leaning against a wall. She is a calico but has a large amount of white.

SPFHockeyfan, Esq.@spfhockeyfan· Jul 9

Just saw these at Monterey Bay Aquarium!

SPFHockeyfan, Esq.@spfhockeyfan· Jul 2

Damn.

SPFHockeyfan, Esq.@spfhockeyfan· Jun 20

Happy #Caturday ❤️

A gray tabby girl cat is curled up on a bed.

SPFHockeyfan, Esq.@spfhockeyfan· Jun 18

The exhibit also has this iconic beauty on display. ❤️

Marilyn’s famous white dress from the movie “The Seven Year Itch.”

SPFHockeyfan, Esq.@spfhockeyfan· Jun 18

I had to work 😥 but my husband and daughter visited the exhibit!

Marilyn’s iconic hot pink dress in an exhibit about her life at the Motion Picture Museum in Los Angeles.

SPFHockeyfan, Esq.@spfhockeyfan· Jun 15

LA, I love you.❤️

Two tall and one shorter and larger palm trees against a clear blue sky.

SPFHockeyfan, Esq.@spfhockeyfan· Jun 13

It’s Fosse time!

SPFHockeyfan, Esq.@spfhockeyfan· Jun 13

Happy #caturday from 3/5 of our feline family ❤️

3 girl cats rest peacefully on a windowsill in the sun.

SPFHockeyfan, Esq.@spfhockeyfan· Jun 7

Our Distinguished Gentleman. ❤️

A chonky black void boy cat sits in loaf position on the living room rug with one leg outstretched. He looks regal although he is a big sweet baby.

SPFHockeyfan, Esq.@spfhockeyfan· May 18

Emergency timeline cleanse since today is a shitshow. May we have at least a moment of relaxation and reprieve from stress even if we can’t achieve it at CC’s level here. ❤️

A young girl cat sleeps on a window bench with trees in the background. She is part white and part dark tortie orange and black. Not a care in the world.

SPFHockeyfan, Esq.@spfhockeyfan· May 9

Happy #Caturday from our chonky void boi, Nuggy. ❤️ Except to MAGATs, who can fuck all the way off.

A chonky black boi cat is curled up sleeping between my leg and the back of the blue couch. He is a void except for one ear, a stray claw and a tiny bit of the white he has on his chest.

SPFHockeyfan, Esq.@spfhockeyfan· Apr 18

Timeline cleanse! CC (Cool Cat) sends love to everyone. ❤️ Except MAGATs, they can fuck all the way off.

A young white and calico girl cat is stretched out on a white, red, brown and rust colored rug. She’s gazing up at the camera with a sweet look on her face.

SPFHockeyfan, Esq.@spfhockeyfan· Apr 8

It’s this standard, from rule 10b-5

(b) To make any untrue statement of a material fact or
to omit to state a material fact necessary in order to make the statements made, in the light of the circumstances under which they were made, not misleading,

SPFHockeyfan, Esq.@spfhockeyfan· Apr 1

Today needs another timeline cleanse. ❤️

Photo taken in Norway of a crystal clear stream with trees, mountains, and a small house with a red roof in the background. The sky is mostly cloudy but with some visible blue. It’s absolutely serene.

SPFHockeyfan, Esq.@spfhockeyfan· Mar 31

Timeline cleanse! Tutu Tuesday

Our teen ballerina stands offstage waiting to take the stage to perform as the snow queen for Nutcracker. She is wearing a white (natch) tutu and crown.

SPFHockeyfan, Esq.@spfhockeyfan· Mar 22

This is a dance off! If you see this, post a dance or you’re eliminated.

SPFHockeyfan, Esq.@spfhockeyfan· Mar 19

My daughter and I were lucky enough to see Marianela Nunez and William Bracewell a few weeks ago.

SPFHockeyfan, Esq.@spfhockeyfan· Mar 19

Timeline cleanse. It’s been a rough one. May we all find as much relaxation as Bunny. ❤️

A gray tabby girl cat is curled up in a ball sleeping on a bed. The bedcovers are white with a rose pattern.

SPFHockeyfan, Esq.@spfhockeyfan· Mar 14

May your #Caturday be as relaxing as Prissy’s

A mute tortishell girl cat is curled up on a white blanket. Her eyes are closed and you can see one set of her pink and gray kitty beans on a back foot.

SPFHockeyfan, Esq.@spfhockeyfan· Mar 10

Roth nails it again

But while it doesn't do much to brighten the pall of our glorious new age of national disgrace, we might as well award some points for commitment to the bit, and for a residual, accidental, tragicomic bit of truth: you really can tell a lot about someone by their shoe size, or anyway by what size shoe they're willing to wear.

SPFHockeyfan, Esq.@spfhockeyfan· Mar 10

Timeline cleanse - Norway

Photo of a peaceful lake with mountains in the background and tall grass in the foreground. The sky is reflected in the still water.

SPFHockeyfan, Esq.@spfhockeyfan· Feb 27

Our large void boi, Slinky aka Nuggy.

A large black boy cat laying on his back on top of sofa cushions and a blue afgan blanket. He has a sweet look on his face as always. A floor lamp with a beige, blue and green lampshade is sitting behind the sofa.

SPFHockeyfan, Esq.@spfhockeyfan· Feb 27

Post a pic you took, no context, to bring some zen to the feed.

A photo of the California coast off Highway 1 between Carmel and Big Sur.

SPFHockeyfan, Esq.@spfhockeyfan· Feb 24

Blessed to have been able to visit my favorite large city again, this time with my daughter. ❤️ Grudgingly flying home tomorrow. What’s making it sadder for me is she’s going back to school in another state and won’t see her again for a while. 😢 But we were lucky to have this time together.