Spike

@spiike

Gay/Ace Any/All Late 20s Trash panda disguised as a red panda Social anxiety incarnate yaps 24/7 Mentally lore heavy Trans rights or suffer my curse Interests include: FF, that eldritch abomination behind you (are they single?) NSFW, expect dicks

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Spike@spiike· 7h

I wanted to do it too and yeah this tracks.

Spike@spiike· 16d

"Hey Id what did you want from the Chinese take out place?" Id:

Screenshot of Id from Granblue Fantasy: Relink saying (SHRIMP) because apparently he wants shrimp from the Chinese takeout

Spike@spiike· 25d

Asked my friends what my pokesona would be, we decided on using statle and rolling with whatever I said stop on, then I got forcibly TF'd into him, so I guess I have a Mega Chestnaught Pokesona now! Absolutely in love with him and the colours Jay picked for him 😭💜 🎨: @heyfizzyjay.bsky.social

My fursona got transformed into a Mega Chestnaught by Jay with the powers of "drawing you TF'd" and now I'm stuck as a big ol' spiky boy.

Aka image of my pokesona, a Mega Chestnaught, who is very silly and handsome and I love him

Spike@spiike· 27d

Girl who is going to be okay meme but my sona's face is plastered over her and it says "Spike who is going to be okay"

Spike@spiike· 28d

Started playing Granblue Fantasy: Relink, and this has been my opinions on my adventure, so far. Currently on chapter 9 lmao

Me: VORE
Me (talking about something else but it looks funny if it's about the same thing): PEAK. THIS IS WHAT FFXVI SHOULD'VE BEEN

Spike@spiike· Jul 13

Friend has a haiku bot in their discord server that sets any messages with the correct amount of syllables, into a haiku, and I just got the fucking perfect one

Me: Same!!
My friend: We gotta get better at recognising Bullshit.
My friend: We will do this together
Me: Oh I'm good at recognising it I just ignore it.
Me: I never listened to that one episode of Mickey Mouse's Clubhouse
[Haikubot shows up and turns it into a haiku]
Me: THAT WAS A HAIKU??

Spike@spiike· Jul 8

This heat is disgusting but at least I'm hot in both ways due to it. Sexy as hell YCH by @danyredlion.bsky.social, capturing how the heat can make me feel at times. Cannot get over the facial expression and the jock...... got me like 🥴🥴

My sona in nothing but a jockstrap, sweaty and musky and looking at you with a devious smile, panting like a dog due to both the heat, and the horn

Same pose as the previous one, except now his dick and balls are fully OUT

Spike@spiike· Jul 6

Why does it have to be this hot on the one (1) day I have to go outside?? I hate it here man

Spike@spiike· Jun 30

Was talking to a friend about the Arcadion and decided to finally make of these tierlists. Judge me all you wish, I *will* be hurt because I'm so sensitive 😌💜 Worth noting this is for the savage fights as a whole, if we're talking specifics like themes/stories/designs the lists get changed wildly

Tierlist of the Dawntrail savage raids.
PEAK tier - Blackcat, Dancing Green, Howling Blade
Good soup tier - Honey B Lovely, Wicked Thunder, Tyrant
Kinda mid tbh but I don't mind tier - Sugar Riot, The Xtremes
Eh... tier - Lindwurm, Vamp Fatale
Hector tier - Hector (Brute Bomber)
E tier - empty
Hector but Aurum Vale tier - Hector (Brute Abominator)

Spike@spiike· Jun 25

Help... tomorrow is going to kill me

Screenshot of the daily forecast, tomorrows weather showing a high of 37c... too hot.....

Spike@spiike· Jun 24

Welp, officially 100/300% Cuphead. Needless to say I thoroughly enjoyed my time with it, and wish there was more lmao. But it was fun for what it was, and I very much can see myself going back to 300% it again one day in the future. Highly recommend to check it if you enjoy action platformers

Spike@spiike· Jun 16

I'm stuck with a dilemma... Do I try and aim for a purple on m12s p2 to make everything nice and neat, or do I keep it with the funny number? I kinda wanna keep the 69...

My parses for the tier, all being purple grade except Lindwurm phase 2 which is blue (1 grade below), but it's also 69 which is funny.... so............

Spike@spiike· Jun 12

Welp, my long term goal since I started playing in 2019, has finally been achieved. I got every single class to level 100 from scratch. I passively levelled for the most part, so it was always something for me to do, but now it's finally over.... ...Now what?

Spike@spiike· Jun 9

AAUAUGHGHGHGHH

Spike@spiike· Jun 9

when the brain cell is being shared

Spike@spiike· Jun 8

When you piss off the local hrothgar

Tarm (my hroth) in the background, chasing La'hee (Injy's alt) in the foreground, while saying "gonna fucking get you" in a speech bubble

Spike@spiike· Jun 4

THERE'S PORN BOTS ON STEAM NOW???????? (Third times the charm or I give up)

Spike@spiike· Jun 4

I got my yaoi hands weapon and they're so fucking funny oh my god why are they so BIG they look so funny with every glam ever

My hroth with his new monk weapon that's like half the size of him which I have lovingly dubbed yaoi hands, while in his beach glam (fuck he's hot)

Same image as the last except in his BDSM gear I made as a joke, but actually kinda fucks I'm ngl

Spike@spiike· May 29

Twinning from this one I had back in the new year

Spike@spiike· May 6

Wait thats me omg pog

Screenshot of the video with the pointing wojaks on cus my humour is still stuck in 2023

Spike@spiike· May 4

Just came across probably the worst set of affixes on an elite mob ever in Diablo 2

Elite mob called "Mind Slime" (what a name) who is undead, resistant to magic, has "stone skin" (higher defense), and is immune to physical damage, effectively making him a sponge. This was a fucking ghost mob too, WHY IS A GHOST SO HARD TO KILL

Spike@spiike· Apr 24

Little bastard creatures I love them omg

Spike@spiike· Apr 12

Who needs Hector guides when you have my MSPaint guides 😌

MSPaint of a visual for a mechanic in M11S, the boss is angy

Spike@spiike· Apr 8

BiS accquired 😌

Spike@spiike· Apr 7

Hm, how do we know he's hung?

Screenshot of Diablo 2 of a "hung skeleton" who's being hung in a strung up way, but I'm making a joke about dick length

Spike@spiike· Apr 3

@heyfizzyjay.bsky.social has been making PNGTubers and he made one of me and I can't get over how cute it is 😭😭 the big ol' eyebrows and the slit eyes make it so got dang adorable I just ahghghhaghhgh Thank you so much again!!!! 💜

My fursona vibing silently as he stares, watching whatever tomfoolery is in his vision

My fursona talking, most likely giving commentary on said tomfoolery he just witnessed. He'll try and sound funny but 9 times out of 10 it's usually just unfiltered "inside thoughts" that slipped out

Spike@spiike· Apr 3

He is made! Feat. A little lady who wouldnt leave me alone

Spike@spiike· Apr 3

The husband bought me this adorable bitey boy. Time to assemble 😌

Photo of a "Make your own Fuecoco" kit. My bitey boy shall be made

Spike@spiike· Mar 31

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