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turkey meatball

@spookymeatball

a playful but mysterious little dish

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turkey meatball@spookymeatball· 23d

Song of the summer

Screenshot of an Instagram Reel where a white man in sunglasses sings into a handheld microphone. Above him is a photograph of the West Hollywood sinkhole and the caption “Hole” in all caps

turkey meatball@spookymeatball· 29d

He’s singing Memory from Cats obviously

Screenshot of an Instagram Reel where a man with dark hair stands facing the massive sinkhole on Sunset Blvd, arms outstretched. The caption reads “singing to the la sinkhole”

turkey meatball@spookymeatball· Jul 16

Bless his heart

Screenshot of a man on the street interview with a man in West Hollywood wearing a fabulous houndstooth sweater vest, explaining that he slipped and fell into floodwaters coming down the stairs to save his leather shoes

turkey meatball@spookymeatball· Apr 14

Just a day in my life as a big breasted bisexual

Meme format image of Gina Gershon and Jennifer Tilly as Corky and Violet in the movie Bound looking smoking hot. Corky leans against Violet possessively while Violet smokes a cigarette, hand on hip. The text on Corky’s body reads “Me” and the text over Violet reads “Sexually charged friendship with an emotionally unavailable male Art hoe”

turkey meatball@spookymeatball· Apr 14

about to make these t-shirts my entire personality

Two t-shirts displayed on an armchair. The purple shirt on the left depicts a giant naked woman laying on the ground, a tiny naked man squashed happily between her breasts. The gray shirt on the right depicts a nearly-naked woman in a headdress presiding over a gaggle of howling goblins. The woman wields a magic staff. The moon hangs full and golden behind her head, while a vulture and a flock of bats cross the dark sky. Both artworks are by Frank Frazetta.

turkey meatball@spookymeatball· Feb 20

I love to receive Important Work Updates

Text alert that reads “All Clear - Pneumatic Tube System Disruption. Click link for more details.”

turkey meatball@spookymeatball· Nov 2

November 1 holiday season begins

turkey meatball@spookymeatball· Oct 25

Logging on

Sam Neill in In the Mouth of Madness, sitting in a movie theater, bucket of popcorn in his lap, gazing up at the screen with a glassy-eyed grin

turkey meatball@spookymeatball· Oct 22

How I look when I read your posts

TV showing a scene from Blade where Wesley Snipes is looking out of the screen with an expression of utter disgust

turkey meatball@spookymeatball· Sep 25

She’s real and she’s my girlfriend

Still of the eyeball octopus monster from Alien: Earth looking cute as hell

turkey meatball@spookymeatball· Aug 19

a beautiful story about being online

Arabic language children’s book cover illustration of four blob monsters with red rimmed eyes, weird floppy teeth, and stubby little feet and hands. Each monster has a piece of garbage in its mouth and they all appear to be either crying or melting. In the background we see an adobe village with trees.

An orange blobby creature stands before an adobe house, mouth wide open and arms akimbo. A thought bubble depicts a large pile of garbage. The monster seems thrilled by the idea. In the foreground, some flowers drawn in a different style.

The same orange blob monster holds a broken bone and stands beside an upturned trash can, surveying the scattered banana peels, fish skeletons, and sundry garbage. He seems overwhelmed by this bounty, almost fearful of it, like someone who got everything they ever dreamed of and found it to be more than they could handle.

turkey meatball@spookymeatball· Jun 2

This is what it’s like to try and make plans with an avoidant man

Screenshot of a video of a worried-looking white horse with the caption “Casper is scared of his own breakfast 😭”

turkey meatball@spookymeatball· Mar 15

Cleansing your TL

Western redbud in bloom

Lupine in bloom

turkey meatball@spookymeatball· Mar 6

Cooking up some artisanal Boomer Lib memes

turkey meatball@spookymeatball· Feb 28

Who all up melting witches

Photo of a sidewalk where a witches hat has been left behind

Closer up photo of a witch’s hat on the sidewalk

turkey meatball@spookymeatball· Feb 22

I drew this the other day and can’t stop thinking about it

turkey meatball@spookymeatball· Feb 20

Press this button to trigger the Big One

White elevator button reading “SEISMIC”

turkey meatball@spookymeatball· Feb 13

mfw I read this website vs mfw I listen to “Pressure Drop” by Toots and the Maytals

Hospital pain scale number 8 featuring an illustration of a frowning red face and the caption “hurts whole lot”

Hospital pain scale number 0 with a smiling green face and the caption “no hurt”

turkey meatball@spookymeatball· Feb 5

My FBI agent handled everything with just the right mixture of sultry skepticism

turkey meatball@spookymeatball· Jan 7

Perfect show

Screenshot of GOB from Arrested Development leaning over a conference table aggressively. Text reads “Check your lease man, cause you’re living in Fuck City”

turkey meatball@spookymeatball· Dec 28

Somebody’s grandma is trapped in a crystal at the Glendale Galleria

A glass monument laser engraved with an image of a little old lady in a jaunty scarf and holding an acoustic guitar

turkey meatball@spookymeatball· Dec 24

Working retail on Christmas Eve come at me

Black and white film still from Angels with Dirty Souls in Home Alone. An older white man holds a machine gun, about to say “Keep the change you filthy animal”

turkey meatball@spookymeatball· Dec 6

Mainstream publishing and the Dems both addicted to embracing the thing that will destroy everything they supposedly stand for

turkey meatball@spookymeatball· Dec 6

RIP queen gone too soon smh

turkey meatball@spookymeatball· Dec 6

If you destroy my chalk art I will come back more powerful than ever before

A chalkboard which has been almost entirely erased by tiny furious hands

A chalkboard drawing of the bunny from Goodnight Moon by Margaret Wise Brown journaling in bed with the caption “we wish you a warm bed, a hot beverage and a fresh journal”

turkey meatball@spookymeatball· Dec 4

He’s just like me fr

turkey meatball@spookymeatball· Dec 4

My top artist of the year was this Etruscan hedgehog

A pleasingly shaped terracotta Etruscan sculpture of a hedgehog with a little snoot

turkey meatball@spookymeatball· Dec 2

My kind of bar

turkey meatball@spookymeatball· Nov 22

Can I get a little commotion on the TL for the timeless art of the fountain pen

A photograph of 6 fountain pens (Kaweco, Sailor, Caran D’Ache, Parker, Wateman and Esterbrook) arranged horizontally on a paper towel

A photograph of a test pad notebook featuring cursive script in purple ink from the various fountain pens

turkey meatball@spookymeatball· Nov 20

Here are her concept sketches. She is a genius