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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan (@sporkless) · DIRTY

🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan

@sporkless

🇨🇦 Middle-aged NS-born Oshawan. Blue Jays/MLB and other sports. Non-partisan anti-authoritarian. I used to think I was smart, but now I know better.

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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan@sporkless· 27d

Homer & Bart after chasing their roast pig.
- It's still good. It's still good.
- It's gone.
- I know.

🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan@sporkless· 27d

Tweet by: crisp mattman
@cushbomb

"This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history."

6:00 PM · Jan 20, 2017

🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan@sporkless· Jul 12

South Park: the 3 guys in suits singing "Jackin it in San Diego".

🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan@sporkless· Jul 11

Exciting Moments in Minivan Ownership

An odometer reading 123456.

🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan@sporkless· Jul 1

Out for a quick evening swim at Point Clark Beach, Lake Huron.

Beach and sparkling lake with a breakwater and sun in the background.

🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan@sporkless· Jun 25

Every hometown’s got the ominous megastructure, what’s yours?

The ugly smokestacks on the waterfront of Dartmouth, Nova Scotia.

🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan@sporkless· Jun 18

When was the last World Cup match between countries where both flags have isosceles triangles on the left?

South Africa flag

🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan@sporkless· Jun 13

Kosmo Kramer is in Oshawa?

Photo taken by me at Oshawa TimHortons / Wendys today. Tiny red car with New York plate "ASSMAN".

🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan@sporkless· Jun 13

Mother Carlson's butler Hirsch on WKRP in Cincinnati.

🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan@sporkless· May 30

Grandpa Simpson:
"Dear Mr. President:
There are too many states nowadays.
Please eliminate three.
I am not a crackpot."

🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan@sporkless· May 23

Star Trek TOS opening shot, fake episoe title "Spock's Rizz".

🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan@sporkless· May 14

Tweet by @cushbomb, Jan 20th 2017:
"This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history."

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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan@sporkless· Apr 30

The Simpson's. Homer and Barney at Moe's Tavern. Moe is behind the bar, saying "That's the worst name I ever heard." Joey Jo-Jo is in the background.

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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan@sporkless· Apr 6

Bobby Hill: "THEN, WITH ALL MY MIGHT, I KICKED HIM AS HARD AS I COULD IN HIS TESTICLES."

🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan@sporkless· Apr 3

Post by @KeetPotato

me: "we commemorate the day you died every year"
jesus: "thats nice, what's the day called?"
me:
jesus:
me:
jesus: "keith?"
me: "bad friday"

🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan@sporkless· Mar 19

From The Simpsons: a boarded up theatre with a sign "YAHOO SERIOUS FESTIVAL".

🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan@sporkless· Mar 17

Celebrity Jeopardy! scoreboard:
Wolf Blitzer: minus $4,600
Dana Delany: $4,800
Andy Richter: $39,000.

🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan@sporkless· Mar 14

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit.

🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan@sporkless· Mar 10

Immaculate grid # 1072. Across the top: Blue Jays, Rangers, Reds. Down the left: Orioles, Mariners, Reds.
Top row: Travis Snider 0.4%, Rougned Odor 4%, Terry Crowley 0.9%.
Middle row: Eric Thames 0.2%, Dave Valle 0.5%, Steve Delabar 0.03%.
Bottom row: John McDonald 0 7%, Julio Franco 5%, Edwin Encarnacion 3%.

🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan@sporkless· Mar 7

Homer Simpson to Sideshow Bob: "IT LOOKS LIKE KETCHUP. IT TASTES LIKE KETCHUP. BUT, BROTHER, IT AIN'T KETCHUP!"

🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan@sporkless· Feb 2

#NeverForget #Orioles #Duck

May 17th 2019 tweet from @ElectRyanDorsey:

"Spotted this guy on the train in Tokyo. Asked, “How ‘bout dem O’s?”

Very dryly he responded in a German accent, “Oh. I see. It’s because of the, uh [points at hat]. I just like the duck. I think it’s cool.”"

Picture showa two guys on a train, one in a Baltimore Orioles bird hat.

🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan@sporkless· Feb 1

The famous Rob Lowe in an NFL cap picture.

🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan@sporkless· Jan 26

The Simpsons' Mayor Quimby at a podium in a winter scene, caption:
" I hereby declare this day
to be "Snow Day-- The
funnest day in the
history of Springfield."

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🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan@sporkless· Jan 21

💯💯💯 open.substack.com/pub/theline/...

(Linked article quote)
"Nor can we trust the American people to rise up against tyranny in any great numbers: they are not who they think they are, and far short of what they once were. Americans as a people today are unequal to their nation’s history and to their own sense of greatness. This is being demonstrated to us, every single day, in the clearest possible terms."

🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan@sporkless· Jan 4

On its birthday, with one image, what's your favourite DS9 episode?

DS9 episode "Rocks and Shoals". Kira getting off the lift surrounded by Dominion personnel with a look of dread and regret.

🇨🇦 Matt Sullivan@sporkless· Jan 3

Two consecutive Bluesky posts in my feed:

Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com):
"Asked about the possibility of impeachment, Schumer says "we hope that we can have support from our Republican colleagues to put a brake on this long before it gets that far""

Endless Screaming (@infinitescream.bsky.social):
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH".

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