Yelled at a random kid today for not saying "thank you" to a cashier, I've officially arrived to my ahjumma era

the current WIP is my second most subscribed to fic in this fandom 🫢 this shows 1) the power of cliffhangers, sorry guys, 2) that there is a Bangtan fic revival happening right now! More fic is being read than in the past few years. I love this for us and I hope everyone finds good stuff to read 💛

I was watching this with a raised eyebrow like what is this bullshit that the tuna is eating to get strong so that it can be brutally culled by the fishing industry, but THEN Seokjin hopped on the tuna and I immediately changed my mind - spectacular. Incredible. Phenomenal. Give this an Oscar

Once again resentful that colleagues on a work trip are being clingy, what flights are you on, what hotel are you staying innn, MIND YOUR BUSINESS, I'LL MEET YOU IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM. Let's sync up our travel! HOW ABOUT WE DON'T.

I mean can you blame him

I'll be honest with you guys, it's 2026 and I'm still really confused about how we're meant to interact with and process Michael Jackson and his art

Disclaimer at the start of the novel: This text is unedited, BUT IT IS OF ITS TIME Me: Oh okay, this is gonna be racist as fuck Novel every 20 pages: THEN I SLAPPED THAT WOMAN AROUND AND SHE LOVED IT. Me: Aaaaah uh huh, I see the issue

I'm so parasocially in love with him that I need to fo touch grass

42mins???? Spoileddd

always takes me out that Tae has, like, 20 million more Insta followers than the other members. TWENTY MILLION. who the fuck are these ppl. where did they come from. WHAT DO THEY WANT. well, him.

I relate to this clip on a spiritual level

I love that my mum, a retired teacher, recalls students by their grades. "Mum, do you remember teaching someone called so-and-so?" "Oh yes, I taught her, she was a rough C+. Why?"

Quite literally yesterday I was thinking it's only a matter of time before the boys start doing AI promos.

you know what makes me happy is that the boys still look so happy to be on stage and are having so much fun. they must be exhausted but the magic is still there. rooting for this energy all throughout the tour

I'm reading Raymond Chandler and enjoying his prose so much. "He sounded like a man who slept well and didn't owe too much money." Sksksksks this is up there with Fitzgerald's descriptions of people, I'm so tickled

I really hope Namjoon's exhibition travels because having it only in one city, in one country, on one continent, is so unfair 😭

sigh, I had the WIP brewing in the back of my brain all day, kept thinking about it in the supermarket, the cafe, on my walk, but NO BREAKTHROUGH. it'll come to me. I evoke the spirit of WWH

another day, another chance to what's popping girl

I just thought "okay, I better go through all my messages and just reply to everyone in one sitting", and I realised this is the exact same as ppl of yore "tending to their correspondence" by writing 10 letters to all their moots, some shit different format.

There's a Namjin AI picture going around X with almost 50k likes. HOW ARE PEOPLE SO DUMB. It's a good fake! But the scenario is completely unrealistic. Ppl need to learn to be more critical, oh my god

That video of JK taking a sip of Seokjin's beer is killing me, he's like HYUNG IS THIS ALLOWED, HYUNG ARE YOU SURE WE CAN DRINK THIS? baby you're turning 29 next month

while I think 90% of kpop fandoms beefing with each other is dumb as hell, the remaining 10% is impressed by the spite and vitriol that keeps stans fighting other stans. every day these ppl wake up and choose violence

I love writing Seokjin so much, he's so fucking funny. but then it's me writing it. so do I just find MYSELF funny??? is this me??? send help

I did a roller coaster with this of "oh I remember him, oh this is sad, let me go to his wikipedia to read about his life, wait what's this allegations section, women accused him of what, okay well the sadness is now over, that was fast"

BTS has given me impossible standards, someone was showing me a video from their holiday where in a restaurant there was a traditional dance number for entertainment, and I watched it like "...but look at these men, they're all completely out of sync?? unacceptable."

my 4yo niece is currently imprinting on me and it's giving pure namkook energy Me: what's your favourite colour 4yo: pink Me: that's a good one, i like yellow 4yo: wait, MINE IS YELLOW. IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN YELLOW *clings to my neck* this was probably 90% of namkook dorm interactions way back

Maybe one day I should reread The Book of Achilles because I thought the book was subpar, poorly written, and lacking interiority, but to this day it continues to be lauded. And maybe I should reread it to find out if we all really read the same book.

I hope one day someone is as obsessed with me as this fly circling around my flat is with me

Apart from everything that Grammy-affiliated (allegedly.. source?) woman said on her Insta, is she not outright saying BTS should have gone to the Recording Academy BEHIND CLOSED DOORS to negotiate? REALLY? you're putting it on MAIN that that's how it's done? I mean I guess we all knew it but wow

I wonder if the boys will do any US talk show appearances? In which they would obviously be asked about the Grammys... Could be juicy