Spud, Baron von Toast

@spudbaronvontoast

#TinyKittens rescue from the Sumas Prairie Flood of 2021. Drooly lovebug, bitey bastard, and catnip connoisseur. Keeper of the Brain Cell. Lives with his two servants in comfort.

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Spud, Baron von Toast@spudbaronvontoast· 1d

What time is it? Grass stick time! Watch as the Baron successfully manipulates me into giving him treats. (it’s not hard lol)

Spud, Baron von Toast@spudbaronvontoast· 6d

BARON CRAZY PANTS

a ginger cat lies on his back looking silly

Spud, Baron von Toast@spudbaronvontoast· 11d

A study in blep, a series of four photographs depicting blep in action.

Spud, Baron von Toast@spudbaronvontoast· 13d

Have you ever felt a cat snoring against your arm? He’s pushed himself right in there and has fallen asleep. Bless. 🧡

A ginger cat sleeps in the arm of his owner. His face is smushed into the elbow.

Spud, Baron von Toast@spudbaronvontoast· 18d

Cousin Cutie LOVES getting scritched, but she tends to explode when she does. 😂 FUR! EVERYWHERE!

Spud, Baron von Toast@spudbaronvontoast· 19d

I also love when he purses his lips. All his whiskers move forward and he looks like a walrus. 😂

Spud, Baron von Toast@spudbaronvontoast· 19d

The Baron loves to have his nose rubbed. And his eyes rubbed. And sometimes he will make a blep because of it. He didn’t do it right now cause he knows when the box is pointed at him that he’s on camera. 😅

Spud, Baron von Toast@spudbaronvontoast· 22d

Rule of Orange: if the sky is the same shade as the Baron, it’s not safe to go outside. Remember your furry friends can’t wear an N95! Please limit outdoor activities as much as possible when dealing with forest fire smokes and that includes for your pets too. Be safe out there, my lovelies.

A ginger cat sits on top of his tower, basking in the glow of an orange sun.

Spud, Baron von Toast@spudbaronvontoast· 27d

The Baron wanted me to hold him like baby this morning. It’s kinda hard to tell, but he’s laying on his back against my side. My arm is around his bum holding him from rolling off the bed.

A ginger cat lies next to a person, on top of a black and white striped comforter.

Spud, Baron von Toast@spudbaronvontoast· Jul 10

“Mother, it is no longer sunny outside. Make it sunny, or suffer the consequences.”

A ginger cat stares at its owner after meowing.

Spud, Baron von Toast@spudbaronvontoast· Jul 1

I greeted the Baron in the morning, and he asked for twenty more minutes.

A ginger cat sound asleep on the bed, face smushed into the fabric.

Spud, Baron von Toast@spudbaronvontoast· Jun 27

The Baron is home in his Barony, and to welcome him back I brought him a Totem from the magical store called Giant Tiger. Hopefully he will learn from it and keep me safe from gnomes.

A ginger cat lies on a glass table top in the sun. Next to him is a statuette of a ginger cat with a gnome in his mouth, two in his paws, and one being strangled by his tail.

Spud, Baron von Toast@spudbaronvontoast· Jun 22

Ah, skritches. Very satisfying. (Someone is getting spoiled with a capital S!)

Spud, Baron von Toast@spudbaronvontoast· Jun 20

It’s inspection time. Please line up in an orderly manner for your sniff test.

Spud, Baron von Toast@spudbaronvontoast· Jun 18

blep

A ginger cat is fast asleep, his tongue stuck out of his mouth.

Spud, Baron von Toast@spudbaronvontoast· Jun 15

Oh dear. Silly Spud!

A ginger cat lies smugly on a blanket. Text underneath reads: “The face of a cat who would never sneak into The Forbidden Room to continue eating the Forbidden Fake Plant that was confiscated from him.”

Spud, Baron von Toast@spudbaronvontoast· Jun 13

Spud is on vacation! He’s being babysat by a dear friend while I take off for a trip. He’s already loving the different smells and things he’s got to explore. Have fun, Baron Von Toast!

A ginger cat stands up on his back legs, leaning on a clear plastic tote to look outside.

Spud, Baron von Toast@spudbaronvontoast· Jun 2

Someone is demanding attention. Why? Let’s find out!

Spud, Baron von Toast@spudbaronvontoast· May 30

This is the best toy I have gotten Spud since the slider puzzle. This one makes him MAD. 😂

Spud, Baron von Toast@spudbaronvontoast· May 27

Happiness is a warm cat.

A ginger cat enjoys basking in the sun again.

Spud, Baron von Toast@spudbaronvontoast· May 25

Catte

Spud, Baron von Toast@spudbaronvontoast· May 21

It’s treat time with the Baron!

Spud, Baron von Toast@spudbaronvontoast· May 17

No sound, but please enjoy how happy the Baron is to be squishing on this red panda.

Spud, Baron von Toast@spudbaronvontoast· May 12

Long potato cat with a side of beans.

A ginger cat lies on his side, being cute.

Spud, Baron von Toast@spudbaronvontoast· Apr 29

Attenborough: Here we have the single braincell hard at work. The creature paws at the paper, unsure as to its origin. One thing is certain: it is very cute.

Spud, Baron von Toast@spudbaronvontoast· Apr 28

No morning is bad when you have the Baron around.

Spud, Baron von Toast@spudbaronvontoast· Apr 23

The Catnip is growing nicely now, and it’s time to move it to a nicer pot! Before I can do that, Spud has to have a taste test. Based on how flat some of it is and the amount of leaves missing, I think he approves! 😸

A ginger cat leans over growing catnip, mouth open, ready to take a bite.

Spud, Baron von Toast@spudbaronvontoast· Apr 17

Does anyone else like the smell of warm cat? I love to stick my face in the baked potato and get a big ol sniff. I’m not weird, you’re weird!

A ginger cat lies on top of his tower, basking in the sun.

Spud, Baron von Toast@spudbaronvontoast· Apr 11

Being cute, or ready to strike? ¿Por qué no los dos?

A ginger cat lies on his side, feet curled, eyes wide

Spud, Baron von Toast@spudbaronvontoast· Apr 8

I had to give him some gabapentin today as he seemed like his mouth was sore, and it seems to have had a very… calming effect, shall we say. Here is the Baron asleep on his subject, dead to the world. What a cutie.