Moo
@spudgunmoo
Hi, I'm Moo. Raccoon enthusiast. Artist. Recluse. 🦻 Deaf old bag. Not single. Not interested. I don't read DMs.
I've just had to rescue this goldfinch. He's been in our garden for hours this evening just sitting on the feeder or sitting on the bird bath. Not reacting to noises or movement, all puffed up and definitely not right. He's now in box safe. Keep fingers crossed please BS.
The good thing about there being no rain at Wimbledon this year means we don't have to endure any nonsense from this coffin dodging old bollix.
I once behaved like an utter shithouse outside a hotel at 2am and my team still lost.
Me, having to get out of the paddling pool when the fucken Amazon driver rings the doorbell...
In the kitchen baking things in THIS heat? Are you QUITE deranged, Moo? Yes to both.
Put a pan of new potatoes on to boil over an hour ago, if anyone's wondering how my menopausal break down is going...