spuffyduds

@spuffyduds

Writing as Kellum Jeffries for romance and Kelly Dalton for horror. She/her, cis, bi. Fuck terfs. Writer, librarian, knitter, beginning weightlifter. Will watch anything with spaceships and/or vampires. So much fanfic on AO3. Heck yeah RVA.

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spuffyduds@spuffyduds· 23d

In better Insects! at the Farmers Market (my new pop-punk band) news, this happened to P :

Brown, white and yellow butterfly (or moth?) perched jauntily on a man's stylish hat

spuffyduds@spuffyduds· 25d

It caaaaaame! I'm so excited

Cover of Stick, Pucks --And Murder, by Samantha Rich

spuffyduds@spuffyduds· 27d

Please enjoy this ad campaign my kid did for them wherein they told him to look as asshole hipsterish as possible 😂

Cute but smug-looking young white guy with a red and white Kickers scarf, white tee, denim shorts, and a truly unfortunate mustache

spuffyduds@spuffyduds· 29d

Here's one for the Fandom Olds

"Photo" of Mitch McConnell sitting up in a hospital bed. Text at bottom says MY HED IS PASTEDE ON YAY

spuffyduds@spuffyduds· Jul 11

We were behind a car with a licence plate that was supporting Virginia insects or some such, so there was a butterfly on the right after the text, which was "IS THIS" well DONE, car owner

Dude in glasses looking at a yellow butterfly and saying, "Is this a magnificent license plate?"

spuffyduds@spuffyduds· Jul 11

Drop something TOOTHY

A pink crochet monster with prominent nipples, horns, and disturbing eyes and teeth. (Mr. Nipples from r/crochet)

spuffyduds@spuffyduds· Jul 8

"Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist" Uh oh

spuffyduds@spuffyduds· Jul 3

Current weather screenshot showing 101F, with Real Feel of 115 and Real Feel in the shade of 107.

spuffyduds@spuffyduds· Jun 25

Every hometowns got the ominous megastructure. What's yours?

A large but not life-size replica of the Eiffel Tower with a sign saying Bordeaux Center. Inexplicably a landmark for many decades (and still) in Fayetteville, NC. Maybe they were trying to reference Lafayette, for whom the town was named?

spuffyduds@spuffyduds· Jun 12

GAH

Screenshot of app showing Richmond VA weather-- currently 98F, RealFeel 111F

spuffyduds@spuffyduds· Jun 1

Goose meme. The goose is saying "What's the antecedent to 'where?' What's the antecedent to 'where,' motherfucker?"

spuffyduds@spuffyduds· May 20

I reckon somebody got hungry on the bus today.

An opened can of Vienna sausages sitting on a blue fabric bus seat

spuffyduds@spuffyduds· May 18

Just checked our selfie from Witchduck and realized I accidentally got a picture of Tim Kaine (standing, middle back)

@petercashwell @spuffyduds and @likeadeuce (a white man and two white women) giddily taking a pre-play selfie and not realizing they are getting Tim Kaine in the background

spuffyduds@spuffyduds· May 5

Well that is quite a diversity of jobs in a disambiguation

Wiki disambiguation of Alan Cumming from hammer thrower Allan Cumming and astrophysicist Alan C. Cummings.

spuffyduds@spuffyduds· Apr 27

Well this was delightful! We have really run the gamut of "theatre budgets" in the past week. #rva #theatre

spuffyduds@spuffyduds· Apr 24

have you seen the #rva voting sticker?

Round sticker with a possum happily marking a ballot. Text on bottom says RVA * VOTES

spuffyduds@spuffyduds· Apr 20

Me and the fantastic juggler/jester Paolo Garbonzo, who killed it at the inaugural #rva RenFaire

spuffyduds@spuffyduds· Apr 3

We were extremely delighted on first watch to find that Sisko's uses our china.

spuffyduds@spuffyduds· Mar 21

Show somebody who absolutely rocks a hat and isn't Indiana Jones.

Carmen Santiago in a red coat and red hat.

RIGHT THERE, Y'ALL! SHE'S! RIGHT! THERE!

spuffyduds@spuffyduds· Mar 20

So a while back my MIL passed down this fabulous lightweight colorblock jacket (probably 80s vintage?) Today was the first day it was warm enough, and when I pulled it out it CLUNKED against the closet doorframe. I guess she also meant to give us the shot glasses in the pockets? 😂

80s colorblock jacket with red, green and pink patches. Simply fabulous, darlings

spuffyduds@spuffyduds· Mar 19

In the Dune font, over an orange sun with the silhouettes of Timothee and Zendaya: DUNE THREE
SAND GETS EVERYWHERE

spuffyduds@spuffyduds· Mar 4

Asthma is outpacing my usual meds (not in a scary dangerous way, I promise!) so I just got Prednisone. I actually ENJOY Prednisone but I'm pretty sure the people around me do NOT, because I become this dog. YAP YAP YAP!

Gary Larson Far Side cartoon. Kitchen, sunrise in the window, lil' dog standing on a stool and using the espresso machine. Caption: While their owners sleep, nervous little dogs prepare for their day.

spuffyduds@spuffyduds· Feb 28

The title shot from Twin Peaks, except the green letters say MAYBE IT WILL HAPPEN TODAY

spuffyduds@spuffyduds· Feb 25

GPOY

A battered metal column. Slapped on it is a sticker of Jigglypuff with a KNIFE

spuffyduds@spuffyduds· Feb 23

So anyway I now have some barely-used short brown Doc Martens boots from Poshmark for less than half the new price & I looove them. (I couldn't get a good shot of mine but this is the style.)

spuffyduds@spuffyduds· Feb 19

Fabric closeup-- pirate-y skulls and bones, plus hearts with crossed arrows, on a black background

Necklaces hanging on two dark wooden key racks affixed to a white closet door, with blessedly muffling cloth now behind them

spuffyduds@spuffyduds· Feb 19

A tweet (sorry!) from officialsadbeige saying "All I know is that I'm a public librarian living paycheck to paycheck & I am positive I'm happier in my tiny house with my tiny garden and tiny life than Elon Musk could ever be"

spuffyduds@spuffyduds· Feb 14

This is my current fave drink in #rva, the Sirens Call at Kismet. Pepper-infused gin with lime and lemon. Amazing.

A yellowish-pinkish drink with a dried lime slice floating in it.

spuffyduds@spuffyduds· Feb 9

Any plant heads-- @tkingfisher.com perhaps?--know what kinda tomato this is? The sticker just said "heirloom" and that it was grown in Guatemala. It was very tasty!

Big, bright red, segmented-like-a-pumpkin tomato.

spuffyduds@spuffyduds· Feb 7

Hey #rva locals, tonight is your last chance to see this! It is a deeply strange experience (complimentary.)