Where’s Mitch? Well, that’s hard to tell, isn’t it? Is he clinically brain dead? Is he actually dead? To be fair, it’s probably very difficult to tell. * has anyone checked trumps reflecting swamp? **I hope some little boy didn’t take Mitch home in his pocket for a pet.

Where’s Mitch? Well, that’s hard to tell, isn’t it? Is he clinically brain dead? Is he actually dead? To be fair, it’s probably very difficult to tell. * has anyone checked trumps reflecting swamp? **I hope some little boy didn’t take Mitch home in his pocket for a pet.

Nothing to see here. #climatedeniers

He came in like a wrecking ball.

She was probably born after Lindsey swallowed the old orange ball sack. She'll never be able to quite get how men could be diplomatic and civil to each other at one time. Before the Great Divider came along.

As if his country being under siege isn't enough, he has to deal with.…this.

For the love of God and Country, arrest that dumb-f*ck.

Rumor has it Sen. Mitch McConnell just gave an invigorating speech.

Which reminds me, where's McConnell?

IDK Donald, you tell me. You're the expert. F-ing schoolyard bully & cheater (in every way)

Make way for lard ass.

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Don’t you have to feel like a complete dope cheering that third grade ramblings? And the lying! Over & over again, ME, ME, ME.

Well, he can't keep his hands off the mysterious button on his belt buckle. Perhaps it's his Know-It-All button. I'm afraid I don't find him as clever as he does.

She probably ran all the way there to get her Kool-Aid. She'll be right until she dies.

What? No single cat ladies?

Nope. They just drive their motorcade right down the middle of it. Not to be repetitive, but, what a complete embarrassment this administration is.

I packed the rotten toddler a lunch.

A word to the wise. Go easy on the Hair, Skin & Nails vitamins. *Brought to you by Schick. 🪒

WGAF?

Letters from God. BREAKING: The New York Times is another whore owned by trump. Bought and paid for.

What time can I tune in to see trump get booed at the Knicks/Spurs game tonight?

What it the Hell is installed in Bill’s belt buckle? A morphine drip? He can't keep his finger off of it. He's been doing it for years. It's weird.