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squeaktoad@squeaktoad· 25d

i hope this guy at my showing of the invite wants a friend!

an amc seat selection screen. in the center there’s one greyed out “occupied” seat, and next to it there’s a red “selected” seat. there’s one more occupied seat all the way at the end of a row a few rows back. the rest of the theater is completely empty

squeaktoad@squeaktoad· Jun 19

big 5x5 friday for albums with women on the cover

a five by five grid of album covers:
first row: future teens - still life, harrison gordon - bliss, olivia rodrigo - you seem pretty sad for a girl in love, paramore - paramore, prince daddy and the hyena - i thought you didn’t even like leaving
second row: arm’s length - never before seen never again found, origami angel - gami gang, paramore - after laughter, spanish love songs - no joy, in her own words - steady glow
third row: neck deep - life’s not out to get you, prince daddy and the hyena - hotwire tripswitch, the sonder bombs - modern female rockstar, you me and everyone we know - some things don’t wash out, fall out boy - so much (for) stardust
fourth row: fall out boy - take this to your grave, future teens - self help, origami angel - the brightest days, paramore - this is why, pinkshift - love me forever
fifth row: pup - morbid stuff, spanish love songs - brave faces everyone, spanish love songs - schmaltz, the home team- better off, arm’s length - there’s a whole world out there

squeaktoad@squeaktoad· Jun 1

a painting babe ruth “calling his shot”. he’s pointing to the left (his right), because he said he was gonna hit a home run in that direction, and then he did

squeaktoad@squeaktoad· May 16

please don’t hate me for being late to 5x5 friday this week

a five by five grid of album covers
first row: future teens - still life, saturdays at your place - these things happen, brye- recover, stars hollow - kind of hoping, like roses - wrist
second row: saturdays at your place - something worth celebrating, harrison gordon - pretty, beach bunny - emotional creature, northbound - death of a slug, origami angel- gami gang
third row: fall out boy - take this to your grave, hot mulligan - the sound a body makes when it’s still, paramore - paramore, the beths - straight line was a lie, fall out boy - infinity on high
fourth row: fredo disco - bread and circuses, future teens - hard feelings, neck deep - neck deep, summerbruise - infinity guise, 100 gecs - 10000 gecs
fifth row: bearings - comfort company, bearings - the best part about being human, born without bones - dancer, carpool - for nasal use only, combat - stay golden

squeaktoad@squeaktoad· May 8

crazy good week for new music, still life today, pretty yesterday, and wrist the day before. let’s cap it off with another 5x5 friday!

a five by five grid of album covers
first row: fall out boy - from under the cork tree, future teens - still life, gladie - no need to be lonely, thanks! i hate it - lovers lane, megan from work - girl suit
second row:thanks! i hate it - scatterbrain, customer service - if you’re here you must be fine, like roses - wrist, arm’s length - there’s a whole world out there, fredo disco - bread and circuses
third row: harrison gordon - pretty, harrison gordon - spring break!, harrison gordon - the yuppies are winning, beach bunny - honeymoon, beach bunny - tunnel vision
fourth row: chumped - chumped, combat - stay golden, fall out boy - american beauty / american psycho, fall out boy - folie a deux, fall out boy - save rock and roll
fifth row: future teens - breakup season, jamie paige - constant companions, neutral snap - tell me how i feel, origami angel - gami gang, paramore - after laughter

squeaktoad@squeaktoad· Apr 25

happy 5x5 friday, i generated this like 3 hours ago but lost the alt text midway through </3

squeaktoad@squeaktoad· Apr 17

happy 5x5 friday! palette knife last week and pdaddy today, what a banger april it’s been

a five by five grid of albums
first row: palette knife - keyframe, prince daddy and the hyena, arm’s - never before seen never again found, future teens - still life, pup - the dream is over
second row: arm’s length - there’s a whole world out there, prince daddy and the hyena - i thought you didn’t even like leaving, carly cosgrove - the cleanest of houses are empty, summerbruise - infinity guise, origami angel - somewhere city
third row: saturdays at your place - these things happen, you me and everyone we know - some things don’t wash out, yours truly - toxic, beach bunny - emotional creature, beach bunny - tunnel vision
fourth row: fall out boy - from under the cork tree, fall out boy - infinity on high, hot mulligan - the sound a body makes when it’s still, northbound - death of a slug, paramore - paramore
fifth row: spanish love songs - brave faces everyone, spanish love songs - no joy, the beths - straight line was a lie, the sonder bombs - clothbound, winona fighter - my apologies to the chef

squeaktoad@squeaktoad· Apr 10

yeah two new albums released today but naturally my number 1 album on this friday’s 5x5 is an album a month away from release that’s only counting 2 singles

a five by five grid of album covers
first row: future teens - still life, pup - morbid stuff, broadside - nowhere at last, fall out boy - infinity on high, the callous daoboys - i don’t want to see you in heaven
second row: fall out boy - from under the cork tree, future teens - hard feelings, palette knife - keyframe, thanks! i hate it - scatterbrain, beach bunny - honeymoon
third row: beach bunny - tunnel vision, fall out boy - take this to your grave, origami angel - feeling not found, origami angel - gami gang, swiss army wife - medium gnarly
fourth row: arm’s length - never before seen never again found, future teens - self help, prince daddy and the hyena - i thought you didn’t even like leaving, you me and everyone we know - some things don’t wash out, fall out boy- folie a deux
fifth row: fall out boy - so much (for) stardust, harrison gordon- the yuppies are winning, paramore - after laughter, paramore - paramore, spanish love songs - schmaltz

squeaktoad@squeaktoad· Apr 4

i generated this chart like 8 hours ago so it still counts for 5x5 friday 🤫

squeaktoad@squeaktoad· Mar 27

chuckled to myself for a bit yesterday at work because i randomly remembered this gem

a screenshot of a pete buttigieg tweet, where he just says “Buh?”

squeaktoad@squeaktoad· Mar 20

go home, goober!

a screenshot from bojack horseman’s show within a show “horsin’ around”
a teenage boy in a tie dye t-shirt and backwards cap with sunglasses on his forehead is sitting on the left side of a kitchen table. he is goober. on the other side is olivia, a teenage girl in a colorful off the shoulder top, and she’s pointing offscreen. behind her is the horse, who’s also pointing offscreen. they are both telling goober to go home

squeaktoad@squeaktoad· Mar 20

happy 5x5 friday yet again

a five by five grid of album covers:
first row: hot mulligan- the sound a body makes when it’s still, future teens - still life, summerbruise - infinity guise, thanks! i hate it - scatterbrain, harrison gordon - the yuppies are winning
second row: sweet pill - still there’s a glow, harrison gordon - spring break!, fall out boy - folie a deux, future teens - breakup season, future teens - hard feelings
third row: harrison gordon- split!, like roses - closure, neck deep - life’s not out to get you, like roses - nowhere, like roses - stuck
fourth row: origami angel - feeling not found, paramore - paramore, winona fighter - my apologies to the chef, action/adventure - ever after, origami angel - gami gang
fifth row: pool kids - pool kids, spanish love songs - no joy, state champs - state champs, 100 gecs - 10000 gecs, arm’s length - never before seen never again found

squeaktoad@squeaktoad· Mar 20

they finally did it…

a screenshot from the animation of Lemon Demon’s “the ultimate showdown”. it includes “Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader · Lo-pan, Superman, and every single Power Ranger”. soon to join them are Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan · Spock, The Rock, and hulk hogan. in this part of the song, all the listed characters join forces to kick chuck norris’s ass and kill him

squeaktoad@squeaktoad· Mar 14

shhhh it’s still 5x5 friday in mountain and pacific time

a five by five grid of album covers
first row: pool kids - easier said than done, thanks! i hate it - scatterbrain, future teens - hard feelings, summerbruise - infinity guise, harrison gordon - the yuppies are winning
second row: future teens - still life, arm’s length - there’s a whole world out there, like roses - stuck, pup - the dream is over, fall out boy - from under the cork tree
third row: harrison gordon - split!, harrison gordon - spring break!, hot mulligan - the sound a body makes when it’s still, like roses - closure, neck deep - neck deep
fourth row - origami angel - somewhere city, pool kids - pool kids, you me and everyone we know - so young so insane, chumped - teenage retirement, future teens - self help
fifth row: heart to gold - tom, latewaves - latewaves, northbound - juniper, prince daddy and the hyena - i thought you didn’t even like leaving, prince daddy and the hyena mom jeans and pictures of vernon - now that’s what i call music volume 420

squeaktoad@squeaktoad· Mar 6

happy 5x5 friday yet again

squeaktoad@squeaktoad· Mar 1

unsurprisingly i already had 7 of these downloaded from earlier this week

a pokemon 30th anniversary image. it’s the number 30 in a pretty typical pokemon font, with the 0 being a pokeball. there’s an aron in the “top” half of the pokeball

squeaktoad@squeaktoad· Feb 27

this 5x5 friday is brought to you by me not being unemployed anymore so i can’t have headphones in all day

a five by five grid of albums
first row: fall out boy - from under the cork tree, fall out boy - take this to your grave, harrison gordon - spring break, in her own words - steady glow
second row: arm’s length - never before seen never again found, future teens - self help, origami angel - gami gang, peter hunt & the great outdoors - defeater, pinkshift - love me forever
third row: you me and everyone we know - some things don’t wash out, yours truly - afterglow, all about no one - 4024, chumped - teenage retirement, fall out boy - infinity on high
fourth row: future teens - still life, origami angel - feeling not found, pool kids - easier said than done, you me and everyone we know - so young so insane, beach bunny- crybaby
fifth row: beach bunny - tunnel vision, broadside - nowhere at last, eat your heart out - can’t stay forever, fall out boy - folie a deux, future teens - breakup season

squeaktoad@squeaktoad· Feb 14

a five by five grid of album covers
first row: thanks! i hate it - scatterbrain, the wonder years - no closer to heaven, fall out boy - from under the cork tree, doll apartments - background noise (for a party you weren’t invited to), palette knife - sleep paralysis
second row: paramore - paramore, fredo disco - very cool music for very cool people, hot dress - take yourself apart, pool kids - easier said than done, prince daddy and the hyena - i thought you didn’t even like leaving
third row: fall out boy - so much (for) stardust, paramore - this is why, prince daddy and the hyena - cosmic thrill seekers, sunday cruise - art of losing my reflection, cheem - power move
fourth row: fall out boy - folie a deux, fall out boy - take this to your grave, harrison gordon - the yuppies are winning, in her own words - steady glow, state champs - the finer things
fifth row: the home team - better off, beach bunny - emotional creature, born without bones - baby, hot dress - room for none, like roses - stuck

squeaktoad@squeaktoad· Feb 9

A pair of rita ora tweets. the first reads “Dropping my new song monday if this gets 100,000 retweets”. it received 1,381 retweets. the second one says, “By the way my Twitter got hacked somebody is threatening to release new music I’ve worked really hard on. Nothing comes out until I’m ready.”

squeaktoad@squeaktoad· Feb 9

top notch pick. my favorite is my stupid dog who eats forks and tracks tracks

squeaktoad@squeaktoad· Feb 6

happy 5x5 friday yet again

a five by five grid of album covers:
first row: origami angel - somewhere city, future teens - self help, joyce manor - i used to go to this bar, leisure hour - …and to think, fall out boy - take this to your grave
second row: fredo disco - bread and circuses, in her own words - steady glow, arm’s length - there’s a whole world out there, beach bunny - tunnel vision, future teens - hard feelings
third row: saturdays at your place - these things happen, arm’s length - never before seen never again found, fall out boy - from under the cork tree, fall out boy - infinity on high, origami angel - feeling not found
fourth row: origami angel - gami gang, pup - the dream is over, save face - another kill for the highlight reel, spanish love songs - brave faces everyone, spanish love songs - schmaltz
fifth row: the beths - future me hates me, tiny stills - we really felt something, you me an everyone we know - something heavy, born without bones - baby, chumped - teenage retirement

squeaktoad@squeaktoad· Feb 2

a dril tweet:
“in a world where big data threatens to commodify our lives,. telling online surveys that i “Dont know” what pringles are constitutes Heroism

squeaktoad@squeaktoad· Jan 30

oopsies, forgot to post a 5x5 friday for weeks

a five by five grid of album covers
first row: arm’s length - there’s a whole world out there, state champs - the finer things, joyce manor - i used to go to that bar, equipment - alt account, pool kids - easier said than done
second row: spanish love songs - schmaltz, fall out boy - so much (for) stardust, carly cosgrove - the cleanest of houses are empty, fall out boy - from under the cork tree, like roses - stuck
third row: spanish love songs - a brief intermission in the flattening of time, tiny stills - we really felt something, winona fighter - my apologies to the chef, 100 gecs - 10000 gecs, beach bunny - emotional creature
fourth row: fall out boy - infinity on high, neck deep - life’s not out to get you, neutral snap - i hardly know her, ogbert the nerd - what you want, origami angel - gami gang
fifth row: prince daddy and the hyena - i thought you didn’t even like leaving, pup - the unraveling of puptheband, saturdays at your place - something worth celebrating, spanish love songs - brave faces everyone, summerbruise - infinity guise

squeaktoad@squeaktoad· Jan 6

squeaktoad@squeaktoad· Jan 2

liv agar smiling and pointing upwards with her left hand. it is captioned in impact font. the top text says “this!” and the bottom text says “so much this!”

squeaktoad@squeaktoad· Dec 13

an image of a pokemon card with the pokemon mothim (a moth). in his little arm is a mug with the words “moose tears” on it. the rest of the card information is unimportant

squeaktoad@squeaktoad· Dec 12

even my 5x5 friday is getting into the holiday spirit

squeaktoad@squeaktoad· Dec 12

squeaktoad@squeaktoad· Dec 10

posting my aoty rankings since we’re getting close to the end of the year. top 5 rows are LPs, next 2 are EPs, and last 1 is singles

a topster with 8 rows of album covers
first row: arm’s length - there’s a whole world out there, beach bunny - tunnel vision, pool kids - easier said than done, summerbruise - infinity guise
second row: hot mulligan - the sound a body makes when it’s still, winona fighter - apologies to the chef, saturdays at your place - these things happen, pup - who will look after the dogs
third row: the beths - straight line was a lie, thanks! i hate it - scatterbrain, pinkshift - earthkeeper, bearings - comfort company
fourth row: jamie paige - constant companions, cheem - power move, arrows in action - i think i’ve been here before, action/adventure - ever after
fifth row: smoking popes - lovely stuff, pollyanna - weirdo, hayley williams - ego death at a bachelorette party, durry - this movie sucks
sixth row: harrison gordon - spring break, neutral snap - i hardly know her, fredo disco - bread and circuses, customer service - to you after 2000 years
seventh row: equipment - first time using slang, young culture - all weapons formed against me have prospered, customer service - if you’re here you must be fine, spanish love songs - a brief intermission in the flattening of time
eighth row: beach bunny - year of the optimist, future teens - harm production, equipment - espresso lemonade, future teens - adjust failure

squeaktoad@squeaktoad· Dec 5

a 5x5 friday that makes it clear i’m seeing the beths tonight

a five by five grid of album covers
first row: thanks! i hate it - scatterbrain, arm’s length - there’s a whole world out there, origami angel - gami gang, pup - who will look after the dogs, hot mulligan - the sound a body makes when it’s still
second row: origami angel - feeling not found, pup - the unraveling of puptheband, fall out boy - so much (for) stardust, pool kids - easier said than done, saturdays at your place - these things happen
third row: beach bunny - tunnel vision, bearings - comfort company, fall out boy - from under the cork tree, the beths - straight line was a lie
fourth row: summerbruise - infiniti guise, the beths - future me hates me, fall out boy - take this to your grave, you me and everyone we know - a nutty christmas, harrison gordon - spring break
fifth row: origami angel - somewhere city, the beths - expert in a dying field, 100 gecs - 10000 gecs, arm’s length - never before seen never again found, fredo disco - very cool music for very cool people