SrslyJosh

@srslyjosh

“Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition …There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.” -Frank Wilhoit Banner photo (M31, the Andromeda Galaxy) by me. =)

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Bluesky

Ist das dein Profil?Übernimm es — dann gehört dir srslyjosh.dirty.social.Profil übernehmen

SrslyJosh@srslyjosh· 6d

Classic @dril tweet:

"im not owned! im not owned!!" i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

SrslyJosh@srslyjosh· 6d

As foretold…

Screenshot of a headline from Apple News: “Abdul El-Sayed wins Michigan Senate primary, setting up test for progressives in November”

SrslyJosh@srslyjosh· 7d

Congrats on wasting $30 million of AIPAC’s money! 😆

Chart showing how much money was spent on advertising in the Michigan Senate Democratic primary. In total, $80.9 million was spent on advertising: $7.3 million for Abdul El-Sayed, $9.7 million for “other” candidates, and $63.9 million for Haley Stevens, who lost to El-Sayed tonight.

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SrslyJosh@srslyjosh· 21d

What? Why? No. This sucks, @bsky.app.

Screenshot of an iOS permission dialogue: Bluesky is asking for permission to read my contacts, seemingly at random.

SrslyJosh@srslyjosh· 25d

Imagining a world where JavaScript was never invented and browsers integrated Lua instead.

From The Simpsons. A man in a suit and tie with an unhappy face imagines people from around the world holding hands joyfully on a grassy hill while the sun literally smiles down on them. A rainbow is also visible in the scene he’s imagining.

SrslyJosh@srslyjosh· Jul 11

We need Carousel for billionaires.

The Carousel ceremony from the movie Logan’s Run: a group of people whose life timers have expired levitate in a circle around the Carousel stage, about to be terminated at the climax of the ceremony. A large number of younger citizens watch from seats that encircle the stage.

SrslyJosh@srslyjosh· Jul 4

From the movie Jumanji: Robin Williams with long, unkempt hair and a huge bushy beard, dressed in clothing made of leaves. The caption reads “What year is it?”, the question Williams is about to ask in the movie.

SrslyJosh@srslyjosh· Jun 28

Context, because he deleted:

Bluesky post by Charles Gaba:

What folks fail to grasp is that Hamas literally had "KILL JEWS" IN THEIR FUCKING CHARTER until 2017 when they *slightly* revised it under pressure.
A single state wouldn't be a multicultural utopia, it would be a bloodbath that would make the current mess look quaint by comparison.

SrslyJosh@srslyjosh· Jun 17

This is her “you’ve been away from home for a whole hour” face:

A tabby cat glaring at the camera as if to say, “you’ve disappointed me, human.”

SrslyJosh@srslyjosh· Jun 11

Hello.

A black and white cat with very wide eyes and long whiskers stares at you from a short distance. He looks friendly and a bit goofy.

SrslyJosh@srslyjosh· Jun 5

Just got this one last week. 😁

A grey baseball cap with “UNIX” embroidered on the front in a retro stylized font.

SrslyJosh@srslyjosh· May 25

“Is this a butterfly?” meme, but the guy is me, the butterfly is “making a bowl of onion dip”, and the guy is asking “is this self-care?”

SrslyJosh@srslyjosh· May 8

The average American has three friends.

Chewbacca and R2-D2 playing a chess-like game while C-3PO watches.

SrslyJosh@srslyjosh· Apr 5

Isn’t he? 😁

A tuxedo cat sitting with his face upturned, mouth open, as though he’s about to sneeze. He looks pretty goofy.

SrslyJosh@srslyjosh· Apr 5

This dingus steals bread whenever he has the chance.

A tuxedo cat sitting in a very dignified pose.

SrslyJosh@srslyjosh· Mar 25

Walking corpse.

Photo of Trump sitting in the curtained-off fake SCIF (or whatever it’s supposed to be) at Mar-a-lago. His expression is blank, his skin looks splotchy, and he seems to be staring at nothing in particular. The “USA” baseball cap he’s wearing is painfully appropriate for the current situation.

SrslyJosh@srslyjosh· Mar 22

Cartoon frog holding a shotgun next to a guillotine. The caption reads, “hippity hoppity / it’s time for chippity choppity”

SrslyJosh@srslyjosh· Mar 20

SrslyJosh@srslyjosh· Mar 18

Single panel Heathcliff comic. Heathcliff the cat is riding down the street in a tank labeled “meat”, wearing a helmet labeled “meat”, and flying a “meat” flag. Children lining the street are cheering. In the background, a man standing in front of a “meat” store remarks, “Children love the meat tank.”

SrslyJosh@srslyjosh· Feb 26

I mean, c’mon, look at this English. And protest is “performative”? 🙄 Whoever’s running this wants us to roll over for Trump.

Screenshot of pinned skeet from the dodgy “alagai” account. Note the stilted phrasing. It reads:

This is simply excellent. It's close to my take, and plans.

I will find ways to help those hurt by the incoming regime, and to help 2026 midterms.

No performative stuff like the Women's
March.

Fwiw I plan to exit Twitter in January just before the inauguration. Earlier if circumstances demand.

SrslyJosh@srslyjosh· Feb 10

Reposting this third screenshot with alt text because…fuck sake man, why?

Screenshot of a skeet by Will Stancil
(@whstancil.bsky.social):

However my Internal ICE Sources say they're having a field day outstate, picking up tons of people with zero local opposition.
Nightmarish. I can't believe I'm saying this but come back to Minneapolis where it's a fair fight

SrslyJosh@srslyjosh· Jan 30

Screenshot with alt text.

To: Redacted
From: Redacted
Sent: Wed 10/23/2002 7:40:52 PM
Subject: HI!

Dear G!
How are you?
Nice story about JE in NY mag. You look great on the picture.
I know you are very busy flying all over the world. How was Palm Beach? I cannot wait to go down. Give me a call when you are back in NY.
Love,
Melania

SrslyJosh@srslyjosh· Jan 21

There’s a void floof hanging around my house that I’m trying to befriend. It’s definitely tame, but too shy to let me approach (except when perched safely on top of a fence).