stable strategies
@stablestrategys
she | mdni | mid-20s | dyke lover | cig hater mopey lil bike fucker with bags under her eyes, likes books more than people
there’s this little patch of vegetation right outside my front door and i’ve never touched it except to throw joint butts into it but i do like to call it my lawn
i like getting random probably-bot dms and answering them with complete sincerity
every once in a while i google my handle just to see what it pulls and this time it pulled a fucking academic paper? what the fuck?
somethin abt the way the y kinda droops into itself is so.,.human. man i love autism.
this thing’s been on the front desk of my store all day and i have caught myself a few times turning to it and saying shit like “you get what i mean, right?”
bob kane: hey kids! im bob kane, the creator of *batman!* guy named finger:
mfw i see a woman doing something i wouldnt personally like to do:
huh that chick’s smart i should look into that—oh that’s, that’s where i live—
deeply love that deeper trombones just start looking like someone applied final fantasy weapon design principles to a trombone. sure dude. stack another slide on there. whatever.
i think about this post literally fucking constantly. the phrase “mage regressing” bubbles around my head at basically all moments
saw this two-second shot where you can see the counterweight in riker’s trombone (yeah, fun fact, that’s what that is, a counterweight to balance out the length of the slide on the other side of the horn) and my neurons activated from fifteen years of trombone playing and i said, out loud, king!
i love the beads i hung on my reading lamp and esp this one i made a few years ago that says “it is possible to survive this but not unaltered”
therapist: lingerie that looks like gaster isn’t real and can’t hurt you lingerie that looks like gaster:
running into someone you went to high school with but you’re both chicks now
googled a photo of gooseworx today cause i was curious and. why does she look like this in literally every single pic available