Stache
@stacheesq
Lawyer by day. Hockey analytics, history, and bird nerd by night. Rescue dog dad 24/7. Likes Arsenal, trivia, cured meats from the motherland, taking photos of birds, Oxford commas, and pizza from that place out east.
I took a screenshot of the radar because it looked like a demonic seahorse coming for Chicago.
It’s crazy how fast baby birds grow. The first picture was on Saturday. The second is today.
The only thing that will be able to stop this core in 5 years is the salary cap.
Metallica cover in the form of soul/funk? Yeah, this is one of the best things I’ve heard in a while.
Let me tell you about my day. The girls found a rabbit corpse in the yard today. When I picked it up to dispose of it, its head fell off. The girls were very pleased with themselves.
F-ing rabbits, man. These sumbitches think I’m running an obstetrics department or something.
The internet meltdown is already commencing, and I’m here for it. Let the summer of being an absolute menace also commence.