Stan Byerman
@stanbyerman
Beloved country crooner. Third (and fifth) husband of Patsy Cline. Tell your grandma she left her chemise in my touring bus. She's got my number.
Hanging out at the marina. Learned that sailors don't say "Ahoy!" or "Avast!" They actually say stuff like "Who are you?" and "Get off the dock or we're calling the police."
Roger Sweet, the creator of He-Man and Skeletor. You can never know what lies in the heart of a man.
What is something that seems like a good idea on paper, but completely ridiculous in real life? My vote: umbrella hats
A sow named "Beauty" depicted in an 1875 atlas of Washington County, Iowa. I'll post a picture of her boyfriend- the sire of the same farm-in the replies
"Amazing! Your comment has 1 upvotes and 1 replies!" Nice to know that I am as popular on Reddit as I am on Bluesky
I wish I loved anything as much as the previous owner of this cookbook loved boiled pudding
My grandma used to drink this tea when I was a little boy, so I associated it with ancient times, like horse-drawn carriages. Tried it recently. Pretty good. Kind of a proto-chai, or spiced Earl Grey. Or maybe I'm just approaching the age Babcia was when I knew her.
Paired well with the post below in my timeline. This is how I picture you now
The famous scene in the 1962 comedy It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World when Johnathan Winters beats Phil Silvers with inner tubes.
Nevermind. Just found out some dipshit turned him into a meme coin, now it's the first search result. The modern world sucks.
@pftompkins.bsky.social about to start his tour, first time in Iowa!
Come on, Iowa! If we don't pack the the Englert, @pftompkins.bsky.social might not come back.
Despite eating nothing but sugary cereal, King Vitaman has better teeth than King Charles.
Happy 80th birthday, Rod Stewart! I assume all those rumors we heard in middle school aren't true.