Standard Tom

@standardtom

Your weird but lovable uncle if he were a raccoon, except with more technology. Nerdy. Tragically uncool music. ADHD. ✨Now with Autism for extra shine!✨ NSFW. Other acronyms may apply. See terms & conditions. Husband of Phil! 👬 Dad of cats! 😺😺

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Bluesky

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Standard Tom@standardtom· 18d

Kinda woke up with a boner. I’ve got stuff to do today, and I won’t be able to concentrate unless I unload first. Would love a bearded mouth for that, but I’ll probably squirt it in one of yesterday’s socks.

A man lying in bed, holding his hard stubby dick.

Standard Tom@standardtom· 20d

Would love a shower buddy.

Standard Tom@standardtom· 21d

I’m about to jerk off into my belly hair, but first, let’s post my dick for #fcf.

A man lying on a bed, post-nap, holding his stiff penis. He’s about to jerk off.

Standard Tom@standardtom· Jun 5

#FCF Flashback to last week, when being outdoors was evidently pretty exciting.

A photo taken from a man’s point of view, looking down at his stubby chubby dick poking out of his jorts.

Standard Tom@standardtom· Apr 12

It’s after midnight, but we can still observe Softie Saturday.

My soft dick hanging between my thighs in a nest of brown pubic hair.

Standard Tom@standardtom· Oct 3

I always love that Bluesky asks “what’s up.” #fcf

A chunky hairy guy and his hard dick poking out of wet pubic hair.

Standard Tom@standardtom· Sep 30

Since retirement, I’ve developed a bit of my old belly again. So let’s mark that with a little Tummy Tuesday, for those who celebrate.

An early-60’s white dude with a furry belly in the shower. He’s furrier down below as well, but the shot is cropped before anything really racy shows up.

Standard Tom@standardtom· Aug 31

Without downloading new pics, where are you mentally?

Standard Tom@standardtom· Jun 2

I have a shower buddy! 😻

A tiny kitten named Guido has ventured into the shower with me. He’s peeking out from under the shower bench. 😻

Standard Tom@standardtom· Apr 15

Repost with an image of your favourite James Bond ( wrong answers only)

Standard Tom@standardtom· Apr 1

Post your favorite #DoctorWho. Wrong answers only.

Standard Tom@standardtom· Jan 16

Post a ship that’s neither Star Wars nor Star Trek.

Standard Tom@standardtom· Jan 10

Age yourself with your first computer. My first computer was a Digital Equipment Corporation PDP-11/70 running the RSTS/E operating system, in 1980. Of course, it belonged to the college I attended. It was followed by the Digital Equipment Corporation VAX-11/780 running VAX/VMS. God, I miss VMS.