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Star

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he/him, phys cat, occasional musician, ball obsessive i make mashups, edits, and RT friends' art but god help you, prepare for the sports liveposting 🔞 PFP by bigcozyorca, banner by blurthefur

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Star@star· 4d

i'm still vibrating from getting a game winning touchdown last night. consensus across my being is that something is been back that's been missing for a long time

Star@star· 4d

garbage time? send in kenny pickett

Star@star· 5d

how does the hall of fame game have more motion than the pro bowl, the nba dunk contest, the nba all-star game, major league baseball, and the olympics combined

Star@star· 5d

HAYNES KING OH MY GOD

Star@star· 10d

they're making fun of us. we're so fucking starved that they can make the first game of the preseason cardinals-panthers and i'm going to watch it. i'm actually going to love it

Star@star· Jun 19

come on, surely someone has thought of this before

Star@star· Jun 2

happy pride month

Star@star· May 20

manny higuera is a 5'5" 275 lb kicker for the indoor football league's north arizona wranglers

Star@star· Apr 26

they're gasping for air out there

Diagram of Mason Miller pitching to Vaughn Grissom, 4/19/26
Final pitch is a swinging strike at the batter's calf level

Diagram of Mason Miller pitching to Logan O'Hoppe, 4/19/26
The final pitch of the at bat, a swinging strike, is placed about at the batter's calf level

Diagram of Mason Miller pitching to Randy Arozarena, 4/14/26
Pitches 1,2,3,4 are in the very bottom left corner of the graphic, with two swinging strikes, eventually resulting in a flyout

Star@star· Apr 26

Just thinking about Mason Miller

Diagram of an at bat from the ninth inning of Padres @ Rockies April 25, 2025
The first pitch of the at bat is shown, well outside of the plate and basically on the ground, marked "Swinging (in dirt), Slider 88mph"

Star@star· Apr 25

it's been four years since we've hosted playoff anything 🥹

Dallas 98, Utah 96
April 28 2022
Opening Round - Dallas wins 4-2
Delta Center (Salt Lake City, Utah)

Star@star· Apr 24

In 5 years we can all forget that he wasn't drafted by the Browns and this will be a generational screencap

Jordyn Tyson crying on one knee, the graphic in the bottom left reads "Browns: Pick is in"

Star@star· Apr 11

I just don't think I could move to Europe

Splitscreen of live footage of the Artemis II splashdown and the NASCAR Truck Series race at Bristol

Star@star· Apr 4

"We were all eagerly awaiting the chorus"

Star@star· Mar 28

Hell yeah

Ref sheet of Star, a space-patterned cat

Star@star· Mar 26

pyrotechnics/drone people are getting nasty with it

Screenshot of the Netflix broadcast of the Opening Day game between the Yankees and the Giants.
The frame shows an aerial view of the exterior of Oracle Park from above - an America-shaped American flag is rolled out on the field - over the waterfront/right field, smoke emitted from drones forms the shape of the American flag, in the way of the horizon of the Pacific Ocean.

Star@star· Mar 24

The article is fucking crazy theonion.com/teammates-un...

Onion satire article:
Headline: "Teammates Unnerved as Interpreter Begins Referring to Ohtani as 'The Host'"
Blurb: "Strange Prophecies Uttered On Behalf Of 3-Time MVP"
Image is Ohtani and his interpreter wearing headsets looking at a microphone close to the camera

Star@star· Mar 21

I don't think I can make it through this, they put this thing on my fucking screen

Closeup of a wrinkly-faced animatronic basketball named "OB" in the hands of Charles Barkley

Star@star· Mar 21

This has got to be my favorite individual screenshot from the round of 64 "You sure this is my assignment?"

Olivier Rioux, standing 7'9" in a Florida jersey next to Hassane Diallo, standing 6'8", who gives a look to his teammate

Star@star· Mar 20

6 seed BYU 71 - 11 seed Texas 79

Soldiers reading newspaper: "HITLER DEAD"

Star@star· Mar 17

What is this first sentence

PARK CITY, Utah (AP) — A Utah woman was convicted Monday of aggravated murder after poisoning her husband with fentanyl and self-publishing a children’s book about coping with grief.

Star@star· Mar 15

The arms in the UVU section go up so fast

Still from the ending of the CBU - UVU WAC men's basketball championship game. 3.6 seconds on the clock. A UVU player is in the middle of missing the game-tying dunk - UVU fans fill the section immediately on the far side of the court from the camera, all watching with close attention

Still from the ending of the CBU - UVU WAC men's basketball championship game. 2.9 seconds on the clock. The UVU player now sits on the ground under the basket, and a CBU player is dribbling with the ball - the UVU fans section is now full of surrender cobras and exasperated body language

Star@star· Mar 10

You've brought his presence here, there's no turning back now... Amazingly ethereal Hades-style badge from the devilish @boidbwain.art !!!

Star, a cat with a space fur pattern, looking back at the viewer. His right hand is upturned, holding an arcane orb made of thin, gold, hollow discs. He's fully naked, showing the nebula-like appearance of his fur pattern

Star, a cat with a space fur pattern, looking back at the viewer. His right hand is upturned, holding an arcane orb made of thin, gold, hollow discs. He's wearing a golden sheer fabric over his torso with a bare shoulder, solid gold collar and solid gold cuffs - covering his thighs is stylized text reading "Star"

Star@star· Feb 28

The Onion headline: "Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac's 'The Chain' Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life"

Star@star· Feb 28

The insane mashups will continue until anyone decides to stop me ( #slayyyter x #depechemode )

Star@star· Feb 26

LFGGGG

Graphic of Vlad Guerrero Jr at the Blue Jays' home field with the CN tower in the background and massive text over his head reading "STAYING HOME"

Star@star· Feb 22

why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter

Star@star· Feb 21

Boyinaband, "I was never taught what laws there are"

Star@star· Feb 21

Hulkamania Comes to Abrupt End After Hogan Crushed in Hydraulic Press

Fans of wrestling and steroids everywhere have been mourning a great loss since the announcement of the death of entertainment icon Hulk "HH" Hogan following injuries sustained from a hydraulic press. Graphic video posted to YouTube showed the media personality holding apart the two heavy metal ends of the press, shouting "Help me, brother" and "My 24 inch pythons aren't gonna hold this," before his plastic-like body began to deform under the pressure of 2500 PSI. The last recognizable part of his body, his head, shouted "Don't let this be my memory, brother," before his body imploded, leaving only a caved-in disk of Hulkameat for fans to admire and reminisce over. At press time, his Frisbee-like remains were lying in state in the U.S. Capitol.

Star@star· Feb 20

Made a vision of how the halftime show would've gone if REAL America got a say