this bystander with the anime pose as he sees jihope iktr

she seduced this jungkook

namgi au where a giggling jikook switch out nj’s cap (they knows he’s too absentminded to double check before putting on his glasses) and so he gets on the train where he meets queer counselor and size queen myg. a short 🧵

in the midst of my sobs, i giggle because his little kitten face looks both compliant and confused

thinking back, there were clues

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA OF WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO HAVE THESE EYES LESS THAN A FOOT FROM YOUR FACE

jungkook be reasonable why are you photodumping delicious photos after my dream with you this morning???

Felix says hi 🦎

yoongi, a kitten, absolutely delighted to share this ddaeng moment and make his beloved dongsaeng’s dreams come true.

do any of my brilliant moots keep lizards or know lizard lore bc i'm becoming a little obsessed with felix got them a dried insect mix and fed a lil yesterday and some today...can't get myself to do the live (yet!) but i feel crazy bc coat is way less pale overnight??

thanks audge. i learned there’s a lot more INTJs and similar age frens than expected in this space and that was neat (i always assume i’m the oldest lol!) i also loved realizing that i have more in common than BTS w many of you 💜

Felix 🦎 update! she is finally basking under the lamp i got her and! ohmigosh i almost cried bc she hung out at the ledge for 30 mins w me while i sat on the floor next to her and read.

that’s his “i’m so done with this fucking hyung and also i love him and will cut anyone who hurts him” look

joonie looks so proud!! i cry

🥹🦎 felix on her comfort dumbbell stand 🏋🏽‍♀️

i was going to write but got distracted w my cute brown anole whom i've named felix (even though i think she's female). she has very pretty eyes and is sweet. i open the balcony door and she hangs w me. everyone say hello to Felix! i just bought some extra things for her penthouse suite (my balcony)

i didn't know AM was doing monthly replays but yes this tracks! jin snuck up on me this month, have been reminiscing on his hard work & care for us post enlistment and i'm obsessed with Nothing Without Your Love and Background

end of month review / monthly calendar setup = time for my Daddy Wolfie playlist 😌

just got this text and tbh Chloe has me feeling like i'm not Kenough 😭

me in the model UN club i joined just to hang out with that cool hot smart guy in college

me after that first bang bang con marathon

jk baby you are killing me - just laughed so hard i almost aspirated my tuna salad new level of 'WE ALL struggle with it!'

made myself cry

anybody else start crying right here

yoongi sleeping with one foot out with everything else covered is SO real

COME ON WING!!! LETS GO EL PASO WE PASS THE TRASH CLEANUP BATON TO YOU (if anyone wants the printable file of my little sign pls DM me)

JIIIIIIMiNMNMMMM

i understand that the thought seems limiting bc of bag policy but one could simply tie a single trash bag in a bow on a purse strap, like so. also, if everyone simply disposed of their own beverages it would make a HUGE diff. my hands were full of water bottles last night