Starshark
@starshark
Australia’s best* news aggregator. “Worse than Wapo” - New York Times “Somehow worse than us.” - Washington Post “No.” - Rolling Stone “Not as bad as Olivia Reingold.” - The Free Press * Publisher’s estimate
Like, look a this shit. It reads to me like, "If you ignore all the evidence, he's fine!" What does this say about him as a journalist that he can't recognise patterns of behaviour if he agrees with what someone says on a podium?
Pictured, Barnaby Joyce securing Australia's borders by thinking off his feet and calling Border Force. "I fink I saw some migrants in that plane. The plane is roight above me... now!"
A TikTok account called Joke Scroll posted this obviously fake receipt for humour purposes. The comments are full of the usual indignant rage that posts about rude waitstaff attract. I’m not sure if they’re fake as a next-level ragebait strategy. If so, it worked!
Can also be used to deflect boulders being dropped on your head from atop a mesa!
The key Pauline Hanson's One Nation demographic: People who’ve never paid attention to PHON. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-06...
I think this passage explains a lot about Trump even though we can't really prove it (only Trump knows how Trump thinks, just like anyone else). But his zeal for fraud, theft, blackmail, and cheating seems to be more than a means to an end. He seems to love the game itself.
I mean, you @'d Ben Collins well wait until you see what the Onion had to say about this in an amicus brief: www.documentcloud.org/documents/23...
Hello. My name is David Hicks. No not THAT David Hicks, ho ho. If you would like to be like me, you ought to listen to Boonta Vista. "Good day!" as they say in the Antipodes!
UP FROM THE DEPTHS THIRTY STORYS HIGH BREATHS FIRE HIS HEAD IN THE SKY GODZILLA! GODZILLA! and godzoooooky
Ah, this schnauzer puppy isn't cute at all. Think I'll sell her to a lab for experiments. #schnauzergang
POV: You deliver John Podhoretz his order, but they forgot to cut the crusts off his pizza.