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Steamboat Hedgie

@steamboathedgie

I mostly repost colorful art and silly jokes. I ❤ rhythm games and ranked ballots. I fix 💻 and dabble in coding games. He/him. Avatar modified from @hypothermick.bsky.social

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Steamboat Hedgie@steamboathedgie· 14d

Tony Stark saying "Thought we wouldn't notice, but we did"

Steamboat Hedgie@steamboathedgie· 16d

A slide being presented in an episode of The Simpsons, depicting a hypothetical catastrophic city-wide explosion that needlessly details that it is centered on Moe's Bar

Steamboat Hedgie@steamboathedgie· 26d

A shot from the first Guardians of the Galaxy MCU fil. The Guardians are standing in a circle. Rocket says

"Well now I'm standing. Happy? We're all standing now. Bunch of jackasses, standing in a circle."

Steamboat Hedgie@steamboathedgie· Jul 15

Some people go with "Dots per inch" which is of course named after a rival over at WB

Picture of Dot Warner from Animaniacs

Steamboat Hedgie@steamboathedgie· Jul 15

Steamboat Hedgie@steamboathedgie· Jul 14

Scamming on this site is so damn easy

A bluesky post, aged 20h at time of screenshot. It's promoting a casino app with a shady af URL, promising a "4000$ bonus" and 100 freespins with a peppering of emoji throughout, and throws in one sentence and four hashtags of World Cup stuff at the end. It has 20 comments, 2.8K reposts, and 12K likes.

Steamboat Hedgie@steamboathedgie· Jul 9

Fox earlier:

Extreme close-up of the face of Brad Pitt's character in Inglourious Basterds saying "And I want my scalps"

Steamboat Hedgie@steamboathedgie· Jul 9

It's a "what would Mr. Burns do?" scenario

Steamboat Hedgie@steamboathedgie· Jul 9

Weird Mario, a variation of his look in the original Super Mario Bros. that is as tall as his Mushroom form but has the head of his Small form (this form debuted in Super Mario Maker on the WiiU)

Steamboat Hedgie@steamboathedgie· Jul 3

Show me a cool physical game It doesn't get much more physical than this

Steamboat Hedgie@steamboathedgie· Jun 18

A web headline on a white background
(In gray) Opinion
(In black) Here's Why It Would Be A Mistake To Do Anything That Inconveniences Rich Assholes
(in smaller black text) by Some Rich Asshole

Steamboat Hedgie@steamboathedgie· Jun 15

A zoomed-in look at the serene Toad (Mario mushroom man) from the original post, with a memetic caption: "unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing."

Steamboat Hedgie@steamboathedgie· Jun 13

Steamboat Hedgie@steamboathedgie· Jun 10

A one-off movie director character in The Simpsons, stressedly shouting "That one description cost us a million tokens!"

Steamboat Hedgie@steamboathedgie· Jun 9

Comments are saying this in a new unseen level of delusion but they are mistaken

Snippet of plain text from a news article:

Musk on Monday shared his recollection of the audience's reaction.

"Technically, it was 90% cheers & 10% boos (except during quiet periods), but, still, that's a lot of boos, which is a first for me in real life (frequent on Twitter). It's almost as if I've offended SF's unhinged leftists ... but nahhh," he tweeted.

Steamboat Hedgie@steamboathedgie· Jun 4

I know it's an incomplete picture, but going only by Wikipedia controversies, she gets ever-sharper backlash for saying stuff that starts really bad but gets less bad over time (especially the last one where she's just right)

Her extensive online presence and bold persona have at times garnered controversy. NME named her Milkshake Duck of the year in 2018 following public circulation of 2015 tweets in which she "[288] [289] referred to other performers as "f--- [the rest of the slur is scribbled out]" After initially defending herself, she apologized and deleted the tweets. [290] She faced similar backlash for comments she made regarding the COVID-19 pandemic. [291] In 2022, public criticism of Doja Cat heightened when she did not come outside to greet fans waiting at a hotel, after her scheduled performance at Asunciónico was cancelled due to severe weather. [292] Frustrated with the backlash, Doja Cat announced she was quitting the music industry. After a brief Twitter hiatus, she retracted that statement. [293] She faced a similar fan response after a Threads post in which she said she was not obligated to say she "loves" her fans when she does not know them, which resulted in a loss of over a quarter of a million followers on Instagram. [294]

Steamboat Hedgie@steamboathedgie· Jun 3

Sega figured this out over 30 years ago!

A web page showing a Sonic The Hedgehog cartridge with a label on it saying "not for resale"

(I couldn't crop out the rest of the page, so pay no mind to the fact that the web page is on ebay and the game is being resold for $7.99 +$18.77 shipping)

Steamboat Hedgie@steamboathedgie· May 30

Steamboat Hedgie@steamboathedgie· May 29

Proof that he still has some of this!

A simple doodle of a potato-like shape with a wedge and short line drawn into it

Steamboat Hedgie@steamboathedgie· May 26

If that's not enough, there's also the shooter level in Dynamite Headdy

Baby Face, a boss in Dynamite Headdy, shown here against a blank white background. It's a large mechanical baby face held up by metal gizmo where the neck would be, and has an ominous symbol on its forehead (which is emblazoned on all Keymaster bosses in the game). The face sports many white and pink hues, with lots of dithering.

Steamboat Hedgie@steamboathedgie· May 22

"Cat looks inside meme" showing a cat hovering their head above the camera POV incredulously. Text at the top says:

> "The wildest ice cream idea ever!"
> look inside
> A neapolitan bar minus chocolate

Steamboat Hedgie@steamboathedgie· May 8

Homer Simpson in an interview claims "I can set up a free parking jackpot in Monopoly without the official expansion pack" the interviewer responds "Of course you can, Mr. Simpson. Everyone can!"

Steamboat Hedgie@steamboathedgie· Apr 28

Jerry Smith from Rick And Morty mingling with a race of extraterrestrials, imparting his scientific wisdom: "My Very Eager Mother Just Served Us Nine Pickles, and the 'Pickles' is Pluto."

Steamboat Hedgie@steamboathedgie· Apr 1

Also

Bear Hugger from Punch Out!! for the Wii. He's very heavyset, wearing overalls, boxing gloves and no shirt. Bald with a full beard, bushy eyebrows, and chest hair in the shape of a pine tree

Steamboat Hedgie@steamboathedgie· Mar 11

A frame of Sonic Underground, a tv show featuring 3 cartoon hedgehogs: Sonic, Sonia, and Manic. Manic is playing on a drumset.

Steamboat Hedgie@steamboathedgie· Mar 6

One Spirillion Dollars

Disco Stu from The Simpsons showing off a disco records sales chart, which is climbing steadily from the year '73 to '76

Steamboat Hedgie@steamboathedgie· Mar 2

Ted Danson as Michael from The Good Place, speaking to D'Arcy Carden as (a) Janet. The caption reads "This is a real low point."

Steamboat Hedgie@steamboathedgie· Feb 28

On top of everything else wrong with this, the alt text is completely useless to anyone who would need it. Took 15 seconds

Leader Schumer Statement On U.S Military Operations In Iran

New York, N.Y. - Senate Democratic Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) released the following statement following President Trump's strikes on Iran.

"When I talked to Secretary Rubio, I implored him to be straight with Congress and the American people about the objectives of these strikes and what comes next. Iran must never be allowed to attain a nuclear weapon but the American people do not want another endless and costly war in the Middle East when there are so many problems at home.

"The administration has not provided Congress and the American people with critical details about the scope and immediacy of the threat. Confronting Iran's malign regional activities, nuclear ambitions, and harsh oppression of the Iranian people demands American strength, resolve, regional coordination, and strategic clarity. Unfortunately, President Trump's fitful cycles of lashing out and risking wider conflict are not a viable strategy.

"The administration must brief Congress, including an immediate all senators classified briefing and in public testimony, to answer these vital questions. The Senate should quickly return to session and reassert its constitutional duty by passing our resolution to enforce the War Powers Act.

"My prayers are with our brave American servicemembers."

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Steamboat Hedgie@steamboathedgie· Feb 12

#UFO50 Party House Box Art posted by zerohead133 on reddit www.reddit.com/r/ufo50/s/Wp...

Video game box art. The border is purple with fun squiggly lines. The top says "UFO Soft LX-III Video Game Cartridge" and "Party House". A bunch of colourful characters are charging into a house that has its door wide open, including a grinning green alien wearing glasses, a dinosaur with a bag of chips, and a wild buddy holding an open can of beer in one hand and the rest of a six-pack in the other. The background wall of the house has bright geometric shapes all over it in retro "80s" fashion

Steamboat Hedgie@steamboathedgie· Feb 9

The title screen for Typing of the Dead, showing the title, a street of densely-packed buildings with washed-out orange, pink, and gray textures, and a "Presented by Sega" message at the bottom