There we two, content, happy in being together, speaking little, perhaps not a word.

i am here

and what if I lose my fucking MIND, HELLO FATHER STEDE BONNET AHHHHHHHHHHH

i am literally having the fucking time of my life having a pottery wheel at home, holy SHIT

BINGO BABYYYY, A QUEER PANSEXUAL DUMB BITCH WITH TOO MANY DAMN PETS WOOOOOOO

ED TEACH IN THISSSSS, IT’S LITERALLY ALL I THINK ABOUT THESE DAYS AHHHHHHH

update I caved and they look like ass but I love this shit all the same lmaoooo (don’t worry about the bottoms, I couldn’t find my goddamn wooden knife tool but it was time for them to come OFF— nothing a bit of trimming can’t fix if we all just pretend I’m good at that 🫶🏻)

oh absoLUTELY I’m hoppin in on this (but it’d be even cooler if you respond with one of your favorites after too 👀)

aaaaand one tiny snippet more for fun!!! (I just think Ed is funny sometimes 🥹)

happy #WIPWednesday pals!! Please enjoy this tiny excerpt from my RBB fic, featuring a very hungry Ed and the one and only soup connoisseur Auntie 🥹

my hc is that while Ed stretches are very cat like, Stede is the one who stretches and can’t help but yell a little bit when it simply feels too good— scares the absolute shit out of Ed the first time it happens and he just stares at Stede like this for a full 30 seconds

do you ever just be sitting sometimes and then suddenly all you can think about is:

live footage of me officially crossing off the days of the Salem trip on my calendar and wishing I could figure out how to reverse time

home safe and deeply feeling the big sads about it, but would you look at that, another lovely time spent with pirate pals all wrapped up🥹

Ed’s trying to act casual as fuck listening to the hot blonde dilf go on and on about his apparent namesake, known as “The Gentleman Pirate,” but he’s looking at him like this the entire time and Ed just wants to snog his face off so badly

oof we still have a few hours left to see pirate pals and yet the not fun and very heavy sad feelings are slowly creeping in already, what the hell

beautiful pal put on a show for us the other day and it was magical to witness 🥹🥹🥹

season 1 episode 10 of our flag means death is a fucking MASTERPIECE, just 37 minutes of sheer fucking perfection, and this single episode should have been enough to renew the show for as many goddamn seasons as the creators wanted FUUUUUUUUUU—

I love Edward Teach in a skirt as much as the next guy but sometimes i think of a young Ed Teach like this and I melt

made a moth friend!!!! (that is a bunch of dried clay on my pants, everything is fine)

woah haha that’s soooooo crazy, how’d I get here 👀👀👀

didn’t realize Sonic was Rhys Darby’s #1 fan, damn

I’m usually not one to complain but chipotle cmon now, what is this lmaoooo

sonic is having a bit of a day, it seems

Captain Stede realizing just how much his crew truly does love and care for him, oh how beautiful he is 🥹🥹🥹

first saved Ed pic (aka gif in my case) 🥹 THIS GIF SINGLE-HANDEDLY CHANGED THE ENTIRE TRAJECTORY OF MY LIFE!!!! IT QUITE LITERALLY IS THE REASON I EVER SAT DOWN AND WATCHED OFMD!!!! I HAVE ED TEACH BEING SO HOT TO THANK FOR THE MANY ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCES IVE HAD OVER THE PAST 4 YEARS!!!

also Ed and Stede had a kid while I was gone and named them Amelia, incredible

you can see his one cheek fighting for her LIFE to be seen, my poor girl 😢😢😢

sorry no one can talk to me right now, I made this very pretty bowl today and I cannot fuckin wait to glaze it eeeeeee

I quite literally jumpscared myself with this but I also love it so much lmfao