Heavy Lobster №1 Spamtenna Enjoyer
@steelcrustacean
The reigning monarch of the crustaceans, ruler of the shelled ones, and dominator of all things crabby. "This time we will succeed! Heavy Lobster, away!" TRANSGENDER WOMAN!!!!! BECAUSE NOBODY EVER REMEMBERS
this is like the opposite of Arbitrarily Cloaked Samus Aran
sloppy style with Adrian "Alucard" Tepes. on the floor on the counter on the table on the bed on the walls on the ceiling on the roof in the bathtub.
they ask you how you are and you just have to say that you're fine even though you're really not fine you're... kitty!
this is NOT my saviour and friend Spikeweed, this is their evil cousin Stalagmarijuana
The Creepy Steeple?? With how much of a DUMP it is, they should've called it the Crappy Shithole! What were they THINKING!?
they did, it's called THE DOG Island, published by Ubisoft, and it was released on the Nintendo Wii and Sony Playstation 2 in 2007
me, a humble Vessel: oh wow I sure do love traipsing through Greenpath! how jolly :) the Fucking Maniacal Hunter With Insatiable Bloodlust: KILL THREE THOUSAND FUCKING MOSSKIN
OK SO I JUST LEARNED YOU CAN LOCK YOURSELF OUT OF 100% IN HK COMPLETELY BY ACCIDENT?? if you get to Godhome without actually killing the False Knight, they just? die offscreen?? and you can literally never get their journal entry, thus ensuring you won't receive the Hunter's Mark???
this is the terrible side effect of being bisexual, which I'm only mentioning because it's the 3rd of December here in Canada, which as we all know is Bisexual Complaint Day, when bisexuals bemoan the downsides of being attracted to multiple genders (and occasionally lack thereof)
girl, growing it out ain't the problem (but taking care of it is lol I did NOT do that), my hair just ain't built that way
me buying my fifteenth living Jockington homunculus from Tony's Merchandise Emporium of Questionable Legality:
WUOOOOOHH HOH HO!!! SEEMS I'VE TAKEN A TUMBLE!!!
when I'm in a "telling a compelling story over giving the player a good time" competition and my opponent is Sinner's Road (to be fair, it DOES live up to the name):
I wouldn't really call it "one of the greatest things ever", but that's just me
didn't eat all day so I fucked UP a pepper
personally I abide by this particular image provided to me by the Internet randomly
"god nothing's fun anymore" calling people you despise online "cunts", refusing to engage in their pointless and hateful discussions, and repeatedly condescending to them without a care for their feelings: