Infantino: You get me that trophy case? Lacky: Sure did boss, real fuckin tacky just like you asked. Infantino: Perfect. Exactly what I wanted. Excellent work.

Not voluntarily I see. And what kind of secondary school teacher has 40k laying around in their bank account?

You could not pay me to eat in that country.

Judith Slaying Holofernes by Artemisia Gentileschi The story and her representation of her imagined revenge in paint will always stay with me. Got to see it in Florence in person and was further struck that she was the only female artist featured in the whole place at the time.

What did Donegal do to piss off Poseidon?

People have started using the slop machine to make descriptions for their vinted listings. This is for a Next own brand dress being sold for €15 like. Calm your tits love. This doesn't help your sale either - this is pure TL:DR

I bought this crib for my first baby in 2020 and this bath for my second baby in 2022 and my 2025 baby is now finished with them. They didn't sit idly in an attic in between but instead made it around to 3 different houses before coming back to us. The crib will meet its 7th occupant in September.

At the Reflecting Pool, and guys, this doesn't look right.

Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons image.

I grew some pretty flowers among my blackberries and raspberries 😁 They smell DIVINE.

This was the setup my husband came up with to stop a broken tap once if that's any help to you 😁

Very right wing step count today. I'd get up to correct it but I'm trapped under a sleeping baby

This is about as para as you can get to the military surely?

What the hell is this

Some fine slop from the local soccer club

We could have just, you know, not done this.

Oh my god they're forming alliances

It's basically this but with a lot more arms

What in the Plastic Patrick is this?

Bless.

Absolutely incredible clickbait to exclude parts of your own headline Full headline reads "DublinBikes scheme to be discontinued after 17 years with plans for new service"