milk bottle champion
@stepheniscowboy
i am the world's fastest classically trained clown
watching dune 3?? yeah i'll be watching bart dune 3 chess matches at once
clicked my knuckles so hard this morning i sprained the side of my thumb, yet this country is still kind enough to let oafs like me get a haircut
Penelope: These suitors ruin my life every day, eating me out of house and home and threatenint those I love Odysseus for the last 7 years:
never had my vocab challenged as hard as this lmao, not even halfway through and this is every word i had to google
Aha yes mate glad you could make it! Did you see Count Binface wants to run solo Vs Farage? Hashtag legend am I right
this from 10 days that shook the world has really really stuck with me, days away from a world altering insurrection but all committed to this truly wonderful stupid bit, dudes rock
there is a alarming contingent on here who seem about one more day away from calling their firstborn Andiburn
Hey girl, just seen the news about Starmer resigning. Made me think about how the only reason we ever got together was because of how truly terrible your other ex was. I won't labour the point, I need to get back to the kitchen so I don't burn ham. No need to reply x
A tired joke candidate best left behind in another decade, Andy Burnham is the new labour MP for Makerfield
And this is the man who's got half my mutuals drooling at the mouth? he's not even in the job and he's desperate to continue the status quo of one hand on demonisation rudder
the people behind this should be tried under the harshest anti terror laws