Stephanie King
@stephstephking
Former Philadelphian living in Montréal Supports public schools Wrote some short stories & then some even shorter ones
As an OG dinosaur nerd: thank you for making a whole generation love dinosaurs, sir 🫡
Shooting the shit about the World Cup in French with the guys, LOTS of Algerians here but they respect that I am rooting for Cote D'Ivoire bc they are "Philadelphia's team" I FIT RIGHT IN, GUYS
My son has become the family challah baker Shabbat shalom nom nom
Children's Place: Guess what! We are opening a new store near you! Me: Neat! I wonder if they mean here in MTL or they think I still live in Philadelphia. Children's Place:
UPDATE I repotted Jake the Snake (Plant) into a larger, nicer pot and he responded by immediately having 3(!!!) babies This is a post about the housing crisis and those dipsticks wringing their hands about "fertility rates"
The HIdden (1987), where a pre-Twin Peaks Kyle MacLachlan plays an alien who beams into a human body and is VERY confused about humans as he hunts a bad alien, who also beams into various humans including a stripper bc of course
The weather was beautiful all week and now it's rainy and yucky all weekend
PHEW thank goodness Ikea included some instructions or I'd just be staring at a rolled-up rug wondering what to do
Honestly I would prefer my ammo re-ups from this lil guy. Beep beep!
My son tried to insist that strip clubs no longer existed and "that was in the 70s" bc he had "never walked by one" and I was like: bro you walked by Delilah's on Spring Garden every time you got on Market-Frankford for the first 8 years of your life
My sister & I are like the youngest ppl on earth who know the entire I Wanna Be A Ho and James Brown Celebrity Hot Tub Party skits by heart
Wow this technology is amazing, thanks to AI bros we never need to be confused by art ever again
Anyway if you hate your job that much, QUIT. That goes for elected officials too!
Oh hell yeah, this definitely makes up for the *checks notes* $24k/yr my family was paying for health insurance back in the U.S.
I'm out here having a great day, actually, and now Bezos has pissed me off twice
OOH! Pick me, pick me! I am super good at entrer les principales responsabilités and les autres compétences et/ou aptitudes