Steven Genise

@stevengenise

Writer and editor in Seattle. Words in MYTHAXIS, BLUE EARTH REVIEW, FUSION FRAGMENT, MILK CANDY REVIEW. Subs reader for Split/Lip Press. He/Him

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Steven Genise@stevengenise· 8d

My son wearing my baby clothes 33 years later

A sweet little baby wearing a Cal sweater and sweat pants from 1993

Steven Genise@stevengenise· 22d

“There is a good side to this terrible movie: I am making BANK” Incredible. This review is a banger from start to finish. I haven’t seen the movie yet so maybe I’ll disagree with her conclusions, but either way this review is SAVAGE and fucking ROCKS.

Despite all this, the release of The Odysseu is still an event to celebrate. In what we are told is the streaming era, this epic is bringing audiences back to cinemas. In what we are told is a time of declining literacy and the “death of the humanities,” translations of The Odyssey, including mine, are flying off the shelves.

Steven Genise@stevengenise· 24d

Becoming this guy the minute I see the price of gas.

Cypher from The Matrix staring at that stake lecherously

Steven Genise@stevengenise· 27d

Post the best picture you have ever taken of your pet

Old man pug basking on a hammock wearing a sun hat and smiling

Steven Genise@stevengenise· Jul 13

The gentlemen on a summer evening

A baby boy and a pug look longingly out the window into the backyard

Steven Genise@stevengenise· Jul 10

Damn dude people glamorize blue collar work but my wife and I just spent two days installing flooring in my parents’ apartment and I’m so fucking glad for my email job

My wife, dead on the half-installed floor

Steven Genise@stevengenise· Jul 7

Never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, a European art collector why their statue is missing its legs

Steven Genise@stevengenise· Jul 6

Getting some crazy emails today.

Email subject line: Ground Ostrich vs Ground Beef: the numbers don’t lie

Steven Genise@stevengenise· Jun 21

The Genise boys enjoying Father’s Day

Man wearing a hat that says “dad” and a baby wearing cool shades sitting in a backpack. Behind them are some sick ass mountains

Steven Genise@stevengenise· Jun 21

Littlest coxswain

Little baby sitting in a coxswain seat trying to hold onto the rudder cables

Steven Genise@stevengenise· Jun 11

Chuck Close could only move his hand in a tiny range of motion, so he tied a paintbrush to his wrist and created a pixelated photorealism. You work with what you have, and that never includes AI.

Chuck close painting after his spinal artery collapse. A half-completed photorealistic painting is in front of him, and he is in a wheelchair with a paintbrush tied to his wrist

Steven Genise@stevengenise· Jun 1

The boys are out for a walk.

The boys out for a walk. One boy is bearded and in his mid thirties, the other boy is teeny tiny and being worn in a backpack. Teeny tiny boy is wearing a cute lil bucket hat and looking skeptical at the bigger boy

Steven Genise@stevengenise· Jun 1

Some might say you’re a suburban dad when you move to the suburbs and have a kid, but actually it’s when your wife gets you a Ryobi 40V cordless string trimmer for your birthday

Steven Genise@stevengenise· May 29

Oh man he’s cooked, they’ve got the prince Philip in a car photo for him

Prince Philip looking like someone threw his corpse a surprise funeral

Steven Genise@stevengenise· May 28

Irregular Latin verbs be like:

Steven Genise@stevengenise· May 27

If I stay in my current job until 2030, all of the money they pay me between now and then will just about cover the medical debt that my son incurred when he was 8 weeks old, getting a surgery for a condition that is otherwise 100% fatal. Anyway,