Steve Schulz

@steveschulz

Minnesotan. Former journo. Nature nerd. Dog guy. Bird watcher. Timberwolves/Lynx. Rascally misanthrope. The words I thought I brought I left behind, so never mind.

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Steve Schulz@steveschulz· 12d

I know the “I voted” selfie is cliche, but please vote for Peggy.

Some dummy who voted the right way in the primary.

Steve Schulz@steveschulz· Jul 22

Look at this pump and dump garbage. How much do you want to bet they’ll announce some sort of merger with Tesla to continue the shell game?

SpaceX stock rose at the IPO, and has been hemorrhaging since.

Steve Schulz@steveschulz· Jul 15

If you think I’m only going to use this for trimming my beard you’re out of your damn mind.

Some sort of upside down tent is catching whiskers being shaved off a beard.

Steve Schulz@steveschulz· Jul 9

I have to stop at Home Depot tomorrow for a single 2x4, and I think I’m going to ask them to bag it like pro builder Ben Shapiro.

Ben Shapiro doing something for attention again.

Steve Schulz@steveschulz· Jun 29

Lawd, she looks angry.

Steve Schulz@steveschulz· Jun 25

Chris Finch watching LaMelo Ball do stupid shit.

Steve Schulz@steveschulz· Jun 16

Guys, look at these brown thrasher fledglings. GUYS, LOOK AT THESE BROWN THRASHER FLEDGLINGS.

Two brown thrasher fledglings in the foreground with an adult in the background. Taken by me in Otter Tail County, Minnesota, on June 16, 2026.

Steve Schulz@steveschulz· Jun 14

Congratulations to the Knick!

Steve Schulz@steveschulz· Jun 13

Caught this rascal eating goose poops. The 48-hour moratorium on face-licking starts now.

Jax, the silver lab whose culinary preferences are questionable at best.

Steve Schulz@steveschulz· Jun 4

I regret to inform you that your boy fucking nailed it. bsky.app/profile/stev...

Steve Schulz@steveschulz· May 31

The carp are spawning.

Steve Schulz@steveschulz· May 31

George Bush in front of a “Mission Accomplished” banner.

Steve Schulz@steveschulz· May 13

Sure, and then Stephen Miller sends ICE to the “51st state” to clean out all of the brown people?

An utter moron promoting the idea of Venezuela as the 51st state.

Steve Schulz@steveschulz· May 11

Does this mean nothing to you, Ant?!?!

Steve Schulz@steveschulz· Apr 30

Pasque flowers are blooming in Minnesota.

Steve Schulz@steveschulz· Apr 27

The Wolves lost a lot of shooting with Ant and DDV out. Luckily they have a 46.2 percent 3PT sniper waiting in the wings. Do it, Finchy!

Steve Schulz@steveschulz· Apr 25

It already seems like getting a job is not going to be on her agenda at all.

Steve Schulz@steveschulz· Apr 25

For some reason, I invited this menace to come live with me.

Steve Schulz@steveschulz· Apr 17

This book is drunk and out of control.

Steve Schulz@steveschulz· Apr 16

I’ve added a new lens to the mix. This one should be fun.

Steve Schulz@steveschulz· Apr 13

The good news is they’re getting close to mixing up batches of Kool-Aid.

Donald Trump posts an image showing himself as the new messiah.

Steve Schulz@steveschulz· Apr 7

I’m assembling a cat tower before I adopt one, while watching “first cat” videos. Cats sound like criminals and assholes. I think you’ve all been lying about your cats.