Rob Steinberg
@stobreinberg
Filmmaker, Writer, Hard Times, Hard Drive, Palette Swap, some other stuff
JD Vance called his new memoirs Communion as if that's not already the name of the greatest memoirs ever written
Keep thinking about how the concept art for the dad from dinosaurs is just lizard tony soprano
In honor of my favorite genre of an actor playing twins of themselves finally winning an Oscar, here's a tribute I made awhile back
"I dyed the Chicago river pickle colored green, I'M PICKLE RIVER!!!!"
When you talk to me during allergy season ill mostly just stare at you like this
Took me a min to realize those are chains and not that Yoda has been up all night doing nitrous oxide
Spending valentine's day crying alone at the Sonic Cafe not out of sadness but hope the pity will make couples give me the bits of meat that fall off their messy chili dogs
When my coworker makes a bad joke but I had a tweet that trended in 2018
Was unaware that for the last 7 years the Governor of Wisconsin was just Joe Pera with one of those "see yourself old" ai filters
Gonna drink the water from the 30 year old promotional snowglobe for Fargo wish me luck
"All my favorite cool fictional characters hanging out a table together" is my favorite art genre
I love going to a Spencer's Gifts. Its like a magical place frozen in the time when epic bacon memes were popular. And yes, ofcourse half the merch has that clown from Terrifier on it
Back in 2016 I made an immature thing and typed down Curlypubes as my first name for a Trump event. Almost 10 years later they still email me
Watching the Great Dictator and Hitler was buddies with WHO??? this guy is canceled
This couple has been together for nearly 100 years and still keeps things interesting in the bedroom
Thanks for reminding me of one of the worst Jewish articles about snl
My favorite detail in star trek is that it implies humanity needed 300 years to fully understand the genius of Joe Piscopo and we just aren't advanced enough to get him yet
Ill give credit, the people who made this ad know exactly which fanbase needs therapy the most
Ive been waiting in line all week outside the sex robot store for its big opening
So are the comedians at the Riyadh Comedy Fest going to touch the orb?