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Asschapel Roan

@stochasticburrito

Shitposting is self care

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Asschapel Roan@stochasticburrito· 16d

Leg injuries no fun 😣

Hero the red heeler pup lies on his back on crate rest. His splinted leg is held aloft. Poor dude is so bored.

Asschapel Roan@stochasticburrito· 17d

Pictured: A long haired man laughing labeled "Marx failed to consider thing". Looming behind him, out of his view, is a stern-faced man labeled "Karl Marx, explicitly addressing that exact thing"

Asschapel Roan@stochasticburrito· 17d

Tbf this was pretty good

NY Post cover from Mamdani 's election

THE ЯED APPLE

On your Marx, get
set, Xo! Socialist
Mamdani wins
race for mayor

Mamdani 's head is posted onto a red figure holding a hanmmer and sickle aloft. There are also three red stars in the air around them

Asschapel Roan@stochasticburrito· 20d

Mitch Hedberg
I used to do drugs
I still do but I used to too

Asschapel Roan@stochasticburrito· 23d

Waow
Based based based based based based
Meme

Asschapel Roan@stochasticburrito· 25d

Imagine trying to claim standing about your work on human rights and this lady is the first thing you come up with

A tombstone is pictured, text reads:

Madeline Albright
1937-2022
Half a million dead kids
We think it's worth it

Asschapel Roan@stochasticburrito· 26d

Dr. Light agrees

A snip from bluesky that shows Mollz's post that this is a reply to, above another Bsky post from the 'Get Equipped With' bot with a still from MegaMan 2 (I think) reading,

-O-

GET EQUIPPED
WITH
POWER
KINDERGARTEN

Asschapel Roan@stochasticburrito· 28d

Porque no los dos?

Antique meme

Asschapel Roan@stochasticburrito· 28d

Definitely 💚

Hero the red heeler pup chilling on crate rest. He's so over it.

Asschapel Roan@stochasticburrito· Jul 14

We feel you 💚

Hero the red heeler pup lies on a bed in his crate. He has a splint on his leg as he is healing a rough wrist injury. He will get better!

Asschapel Roan@stochasticburrito· Jul 4

@moxiest.art has a relevant design:

Shirt by -mox that has a old school looking desktop PC done in their style with text reading "We should have listened when the modems screamed"

Asschapel Roan@stochasticburrito· Jul 3

Marxism taught me what society was. I was like a blindfolded man in a forest who doesn't even know where North or South is. If you don't eventually come to truly understand the history of the class struggle, or at least have a clear idea that society is divided between the rich and poor and that some people subjugate and exploit other people, you're lost in a forest, not knowing anything.
~Fidel Castro

Asschapel Roan@stochasticburrito· Jul 1

This was my answer of course

Asschapel Roan@stochasticburrito· Jun 26

Simpsons 2 panel strip
Panel one: Text reads 'Old people', an old lady at grocery checkout yelling at clerk "Back in my day we didn't have autism!"
Panel two: Text reads 'The same old people', The same old lady is pictured in her living room telling Bart "I collect pictures of cakes that I clip out of the magazines"

Asschapel Roan@stochasticburrito· Jun 26

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Asschapel Roan@stochasticburrito· Jun 26

I'm kinda surprised by how many people simply do not recognize a red cattledog too

Hero, a red cattledog pup, smiles up at the camera cheerfully

Asschapel Roan@stochasticburrito· Jun 23

Comrade Toxie, the people cry out for verdigris!

Poster for The Toxic Avenger

Asschapel Roan@stochasticburrito· Jun 22

Good morning! 💚

Hero the red heeler pup chilling on his grey bed. He's got a fluffy white blanket too.

Asschapel Roan@stochasticburrito· Jun 18

Made me lol loud enough that this guy came to see what's going on

Hero the red heeler dog grinning up at the camera

Asschapel Roan@stochasticburrito· Jun 13

Morning bunny

Asschapel Roan@stochasticburrito· Jun 12

I've been gardening a lot lately

Picture of a day Lilly with a baby butterfly bush newly planted behind it. Miscellaneous potted plants in the background are visible but not individually distinguishable. A dark grey colored house is in the background

Monarda/bee balm recently planted

Asschapel Roan@stochasticburrito· Jun 11

Mao meme superimposed on a Wikipedia article "List of Landlords killed by Mao Zedong"
It is a classic Mao poster but Mao has laser eyes. Text:

This list is incomplete, you can help by expanding it.

you can help by expanding it

EXPANDING IT.

Asschapel Roan@stochasticburrito· Jun 10

Yay happy birthday Chibi!! 💚

Dayglow levels of color with rainbow motifs, cartoon drawing of a very happy dog with a spiked collar frolicking in some grass.

Text:

Be a FREAK
Be a weirdo

Asschapel Roan@stochasticburrito· Jun 9

Hero the red heeler pup side-eyes the camera knowingly. He's sitting at the edge of a blue and white shaggy rug on a wooden floor

Asschapel Roan@stochasticburrito· Jun 9

Also @emericanjezebel.bsky.social do you know who this is? She's been living in my bathroom in a ceiling corner

Picture of unknown spood

Asschapel Roan@stochasticburrito· May 28

Star Trek TNG episode open title card:

"Gabe Defends the Prison System

Asschapel Roan@stochasticburrito· May 8

Hooray! 💚

Hero the red heeler pup playfully displaying belly. He's lying on his back with all 4 legs in the air, mouth open, looking at the camera. He's on a blue and white rug with a few bones and chews scattered around

Asschapel Roan@stochasticburrito· May 7

Relevant:

Pictured: a clown in full makeup and costume strides purposefully through a field
Text: me on my way to justify the worst crimes imaginable because another hot evil lady is becoming playable

Asschapel Roan@stochasticburrito· May 7

Evergreen

"The United States is also a one-party state but, with typical American extravagance, they have two of them"
-Julius Nyerere
First President of Tanzania