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strategolegends

@strategolegends

(he/him/his) Born in the 20th Century. I am here for memes, photos of nature and animals, and other things that I find interesting.

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strategolegends@strategolegends· 13d

Double EX pull! #Pokémon #PokémonTCGP

A screenshot from Pokémon TCGP of a pack opening. The five cards are Rotom EX, Timburr, Dewpider, Shelmet, and Mega Sharpedo EX.

strategolegends@strategolegends· Jun 28

A reaction image of an anime school girl with her eyes cartoonishly extending from her head. Texts below reads "Respectfully".

strategolegends@strategolegends· Jun 17

I have never opened a rare pack until just now!

A screenshot from Pokémon TCGP of 5 cards: Professor Sada, Iron Boulder, Flittle, Terapagos EX, and Koraidon EX.

strategolegends@strategolegends· Jun 14

The neighbors are trying to pawn off a cat. Sure, he's adorable, but...there are already three cats here. I don't need another one. Right?

A little kitten that the next door neighbor can no longer take care of.

strategolegends@strategolegends· Jun 12

His name is Phoenix.

A photo of a fluffy orange cat

strategolegends@strategolegends· Jun 6

Happy early birthday.

A picture of various cupcakes with birthday candles. Text above the picture reads "Joyeux Anniversaire!" which means "joyful birthday" in French.

strategolegends@strategolegends· May 26

Drop something ICY 🥶 🍨 ❄️☃️

A photograph of a snowy Alaskan landscape

strategolegends@strategolegends· May 26

You idea is good, but I still feel like the "regular" take could work.

A screenshot of a Tumblr post. It is by the user Necarion, and was posted on April 2. It reads: "They should just bite the bullet and make a female James Bond. Hot, athletic, suave. She wears tuxedos with a somewhat feminine cut, drinks vodka martinis, drives sports cars, and goes by "James", because why not."

"Also, because this is [italicized] incredibly [/end] important to Bondfor some reason,she needs to be an incredibly predatory, womanizing lesbian. Some perfectly happy married woman needs to become gay by the end of the movie."

"We live in the future, and we can admit that all the cool things Male James Bond can do are things a Female James Bond can do. But at all costs, we need to avoid making this feel "woke" of [sic] self-aware. If Female Bond is not exactly as toxic and awesome as any of the male ones, we will have failed, and might as well be making another franchise."

strategolegends@strategolegends· May 19

Look what hatched today!

A screenshot from Pokémon GO showing a shiny Skarmory. It had a CP of 1162, a weight of 58.35 kilograms (or 128.64 pounds), and a height of 1.73 meters (or 5 feet 8 1/8 inches).

strategolegends@strategolegends· May 14

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.

A four panel comic featuring Jean Grey and Gabby (aka Scout or Honey Badger) from X-Men.
Panel 1: Jean says "Happy pride, Gabby!" Gabby responds "Thanks...? Why though?"
Panel 2: Jean: "Because you're ga-ohno." Gabby: "Sorry, WHAT?"
Panel 3: Jean: "Not again!" Gabby: "Jean Grey. WHAT?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT AGAIN?
At this point, Laura Kinney (aka X-23) has come to comfort Gabby.
Panel 4: Jean hides her face with her hand. Gabby: "Oh my god, I like girls."
Laura: "She can't keep getting away with this."

strategolegends@strategolegends· Apr 19

Things that happened this week in Pokémon GO.

A shiny Vullaby from Pokémon GO.

My Pokémon GO character is now level 58.

A shiny Dedenne from Pokémon GO.

strategolegends@strategolegends· Apr 13

strategolegends@strategolegends· Apr 1

Post something random or you'll have an AWFUL April.

A picture which reads "Most spoke
Non-Indo-European languages in Europe (native speakers)". A series of flags appear with a listed language, and beneath this name is a number indicating how many native speakers of the language live in Europe. The list is: Turkish (14.95 million), Hungarian (12 million), Arabic (7.38 million), Finnish (5.38 million), Volga Tatar (4.15 million), Georgian (3.49 million), Chechen (1.71 million), Bashkir (1.24 million), and Kabyle (1.12 million). Turkish, Volga Tatar, and Bashkir belong to the Turkic language family; Hungarian and Finnish belong to the Uralic language family; Arabic and Kabyle belong to the Afro-Asiatic language family; Georgian belongs to the Kartvelian language family; and Chechen belongs to the Northeast Caucasian language family.

strategolegends@strategolegends· Mar 23

Steve Irwin holding a small crocodile. The photo also has text which reads "Wooohoo what a beeyooteeey", a reference to one of Irwin's catch phrases.

strategolegends@strategolegends· Mar 21

Water color painting of a raccoon sitting like a person. Above the raccoon is text which reads "Get loved, loser. Get absolutely fucking treasured. ♡"

strategolegends@strategolegends· Feb 21

A picture of a teal-blue sky with some small white clouds, and a small cartoon bee and flower. A speech bubble from the bee reads "Happy bee lated birthday!" This is a pun on the phrase belated.

strategolegends@strategolegends· Feb 20

Contemplation. #PokémonGo

A screenshot from Pokémon GO featuring Pawmot. The pose has its hands raised and eyes closed, making it look deep in thought.

strategolegends@strategolegends· Jan 17

"After all these years, I finally have them all!" #Pokémon #PokémonTCGP

strategolegends@strategolegends· Dec 17

#Pokémon #PokémonGo #Paras #shiny

A screenshot from Pokémon GO of a shiny Paras.

strategolegends@strategolegends· Dec 6

Some stuff from Thursday I forgot about. #Pokémon #PokémonGo

A shiny Galarian Meowth. Blanche rates it as 2☆ of 3.

A screenshot from Pokémon GO commemorating my character reaching level 57.

strategolegends@strategolegends· Dec 2

#Pokémon #PokémonGo

A screenshot from Pokémon GO of a shiny Skorupi. It is still in its shadow form as a result of Team Rocket. This Skorupi is a female that weighs 12.18 kilograms (about 26.85 pounds, or 26 pounds and 13.6 oz) and measures 0.79 meters (a little more than 31 inches). Blanche rates it as 3☆, with perfect attack.

strategolegends@strategolegends· Nov 25

An illustration of a cat hugging a dog. Beneath the picture is text that reads "I know you're sad, but I'm here for you. Even if all we do is sit in silence all day, I'll be here."

strategolegends@strategolegends· Nov 23

A water-color painting. It shows a sky at sunrise with blue and purple colors. A bright orange sun with rays is in the top right of the picture. The left side of the picture is dominated by a tall, green saguaro cactus with two arms. The main trunk of the cactus has a yellow bird with blue wings and red tail-feathers standing on top of the cactus. The bird holds two balloons in its beak--one purple, one red. The left arm of the cactus supports a conical blue party hat with red and yellow spots and red frills at the top of the hat. The right arm of the cactus supports a cupcake with pink and white frosting. A lighted birthday candle is in the cupcake. To the right of the cactus are words reading "happy birthday" in lowercase letters. The "app" of "happy", as well as the "irthda" of "birthday" are the same green color as the cactus. The "h" and "y" in "happy" and the "b" and "y" in "birthday" are a magenta color. The magenta "h" and "b" have yellow bells hanging off the left side of them, while the two "y"s have yellow bells hanging across the right side of them. At the bottom of the picture, the cactus rests upon the ground, painted brown. There are two different signatures: one at the very base of the cactus that I am unable to read, but it appears to say "Zmnia Sky Studio"; the other is over to the right of the picture, placed on the brown ground. I am not able to read the second signature, either, but it seems to say "Tracy Faltz".

strategolegends@strategolegends· Nov 7

"If there's free food and drink, you can take me anywhere!" Source: gfycat.com/BlandUnselfi...

strategolegends@strategolegends· Nov 6

Stand up, Heterochromatic Cat! Source: gfycat.com/SociableEarn... #CatsofBluesky #Cats #cute #animals

strategolegends@strategolegends· Nov 1

Source: i.redd.it/pqjza65wrd71... #soccer #football #womenssports #USAWNT #AlexMorgan

A group of little girls accompany the U.S.A. Women's Soccer Team onto the pitch. In the foreground, a little girl is staring at Alex Morgan, with a look on her face that suggests that she is in awe that she gets to be with her role model. I am uncertain of the exact date that this photo was taken, but reverse searching suggests that it was about 6 years ago, which would put it around 2019.

strategolegends@strategolegends· Oct 19

This is what I got, but I think I'm not the target audience.

A screenshot of the results I got from an online quiz. If you'd like to take the quiz yourself, you can look at the link provided in the post this picture is replying to. It is a picture of a fancy cake, almost like a wedding cake. Below the cake photo is text, which reads "Your result: wake up; 'true love's kiss?' <3 a long forgotten favorite of romantic novels and films. character A is awoken (perhaps physically or metaphorically) by the lips of their future lover. a spark of adoration. elegance and fantasy that can only be compared to that of poetry."

strategolegends@strategolegends· Oct 7

Cats a-plenty #catsofbluesky

strategolegends@strategolegends· Sep 28

Shiny Golduck

A screenshot from Pokémon TCGP showing a shiny Golduck card.

strategolegends@strategolegends· Sep 24

What I found on my walk.

A screenshot from Pokémon GO showing a shiny Dunsparce.