a local oaf
@strongestkungfu
Everybody's got a job to do, everybody's got to move and groove. He/him settler on Treaty 6 territory.
Celebrating my 15th wedding anniversary with matching tattoos referencing the first movie we watched while dating
Things are bad, but let’s not lose sight of the fact that in 2026 you can walk into a suburban Canadian Walmart and walk out with a 4K of BULLET IN THE HEAD for $30.
Stewart update from my parents: currently “helping” my dad in the garden
Making Gaslands cars is such a hoot. Really happy with how this killer kei van’s shaping up.
My kid’s turning 10 this month, so I’m going to bequeath him all the Dinosaurs Attack! doubles I ended up with when I bought a sealed box years ago
Found something very cool on deep discount at @variantedmonton.bsky.social
Building the Flame Toys Arcee and she’s got the most lovingly sculpted dump truck ass I’ve ever seen on a model kit.
“Actually forget what I just said, hon; the manual says we *don’t* need the micro uzi. My bad!”
Dawn of the Monsters is a great spin on the classic beat ‘em up sidescroller formula, but I can’t abide a game that asks me to save Toronto.
Went to the preview for the dog exhibit at the [TELECOM] World of Science and there were therapy dogs from a local charity there and all of the dogs had collector cards that you could only get if you “met” the dogs.
Movies would be better if more of them ended with delinquent girl gangs fighting riot cops.
Kid talked me into buying him a sword and I think he was right to do it.
It rocks that the local indie wrestling promotion does all their backstage interviews in a sports bar storage room that’s got a slight-to-moderate “movie slasher lair” vibe.
