Strophar AmBig

@strophamb

🏴‍☠️🌈🧄🍜🧙🏼‍♂️Queer. Fifty. Tired. Traductore español->inglés. Gay pirates here mostly, special interests include language, vests, knives, beards, pie. Stropharia_ambigua on Ao3.

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Strophar AmBig@strophamb· 21d

There's only one choice for me. I don't think I saw any movies in the theater the year I was 18, but this is the one I would have seen and although I've seen very few of them since, it's got to be the best. Gus Van Sant's adaptation of Even Cowgirls Get the Blues by Tom Robbins.

Movie still of Uma Thurman as Sissy Hankshaw in Even Cowgirls Get The Blues. She has on a yellow jumpsuit, tan leather jacket, and a cowgirl hat, and she's leaning on a fence sticking out her extra-large thumb.

Strophar AmBig@strophamb· 24d

Ok these arts are beautiful and this is a striking accurate portrait of me actually

Capricorn sun from Fairy Friends by Yoshi Yoshitani, a hot butterfly fairy with spiky kind of paisley wings and a big spider friend

Sagittarius Rising image from Tiger book by Yoahi Yoshitani, two roller derby baddies with white tiger masks. One is standing with hand on hip wearing a uniform, the other is posed about to skate off in fishmets and a sparkly rainbow leotard. Both wear elbow and knee pads. There is a neon skate sign and palm trees in the background

Scorpio moon image from mermaid book by Yoshi Yoshitani. Two merfolk with brown skin and green and teal fins and hair curl around each other in an embrace

Strophar AmBig@strophamb· 27d

This is Pippin McQuartzite

A grey tabby cat with white legs curled up on a red couch with one leg outstretched

Strophar AmBig@strophamb· 29d

It's not like I have a lot out there to choose from but for non-binary day #TakeTwoTuesday I respectfully submit my translation of Fruta Madura by gondwanaf archiveofourown.org/works/83639271

Title card with a picture of a half-peeled orange: Ripe Fruit by gondwanaf, translation by stropharia ambigua, 2032 words rated E

Strophar AmBig@strophamb· 29d

Today for International Non-Binary People's Day I told my LGBTQIA+ AA meeting about Our Flag Means Death. I'd like to thank my non-binary godparent Vico Ortiz and my sober goddaddy Con O'Neil for my strength and hope.

Behind the scenes photo at Calypso's birthday of Con O'Neil in costume as Izzy Hands and Vico Ortiz as Jim Jiménez with that moustache and lace cravat.

Strophar AmBig@strophamb· Jun 28

Ed Teach with his hand in his mouth. I can see how a person could get into this. #DrawEdTeach

A pencil sketch of Ed Teach with his hand in his mouth, from the fish shack scene

Strophar AmBig@strophamb· Jun 27

Ok I have been enjoying listening to songs that my pirate friends love and if you would like to listen to songs I love, then go ahead. I like music a lot.

Get to know my music taste: for every like, I will post one song I love

Strophar AmBig@strophamb· Jun 25

Stedey goes for a ride

Strophar AmBig@strophamb· Jun 24

Stede and his butt trumpet looking great on my trombone case, thanks @saucierspoons.bsky.social !!

A bag charm of Stede Bonnet as a medieval illustration playing a butt trumpet with beads that say toot toot, attached to the handle of an instrument case, which is for my trombone

Strophar AmBig@strophamb· Jun 22

Pulled these for you: The Nurturer (aka the empress), care, tenderness, warmth, parenting; The Sun, abundance, success, confidence, joy; Ace of Cups, a new emotional journey (relationship, project, life shift)

Three tarot cards: the nurturer, the sun, and the ace of cups

Strophar AmBig@strophamb· Jun 21

Dad-coded shit I do: make waffles, work late, forget occasions, watch sports

Strophar AmBig@strophamb· Jun 19

My partner wears these literally gay (but subtly so) Vans as office shoes (community college office), says they are super comfy

Black vans sneakers with a while stripe outlines in rainbow stripe

Strophar AmBig@strophamb· Jun 12

Happy graduation, I made you a butch Izzy Hands belly portrait

Torso in butch Izzy Hands cosplay with white ribbed tank top, open leather vest, leather pants and belly showing

Strophar AmBig@strophamb· Jun 7

I need them too, good hugs with friends forever

Leslie Jones and Con O'Neil in costume as Spanish Jackie and Israel Hands on the Spanish Jackie'z set. They are hugging, Con has his head on Leslie's bosom and Leslie has her hand on his tit. They are both facing the camera and look so happy.

Strophar AmBig@strophamb· Jun 7

I need them today 🤘🤘

behind the scenes shot of Vico Ortiz and Taika Waititi throwing horns in their OFMD season 1 costumes. Vico has their tongue out. Green screen, David Jenkins and the Revenge seen in the background.

Strophar AmBig@strophamb· May 24

Enormity of guinea pigs as evidenced by comparison to the breadth of a 5-foot tall, 125lb human

The torso of a teen on a yellow cushion with a white tand and black guinea pig across the chest and a black and orange one across the pelvis. Like a piggie bikini, kid says.

Strophar AmBig@strophamb· May 22

This is my rooster. His name is Fizgig but I call him Dickfuck.

A white fluffy rooster in a field of dandelions and violets in front of a hazelnut tree, very green

Strophar AmBig@strophamb· May 22

This one does not do justice to their enormity. I'll work on that.

Two guinea pigs chowing on a basket of bishop's weed

Strophar AmBig@strophamb· May 21

I love it when Archie realizes that Stede is Stede and talks about it with her mouth full of noodle soup.

Archie standing next to Jim and talking with her mouth full of soup

Strophar AmBig@strophamb· May 20

Quote with a fictional band that's not Spinal Tap (Wyld Stallyns forever)

Wyld Stallyns at the San Dimas High School Battle of the Bands in the film Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

Strophar AmBig@strophamb· May 17

Tis the season for cute wild food. #fiddleheads #northwoods #OstrichFern #MatteucciaStruthiopteris

A pile of blanched fiddleheads on an orange striped kitchen towel

Strophar AmBig@strophamb· May 8

It's spring it's really finally spring

Strophar AmBig@strophamb· May 5

This reminds me of Helen of Troy's outfit from that one episode of Zena and I'll take it

Helen of Troy and Zena in season 1 episode 12 of Zena Warrior Princess. Helen wears a silver lamé dress with a twisted bust and Zena wears her regular badass black leather and studs getup

Strophar AmBig@strophamb· May 2

I don't remember who made these orange slice earrings for the #FandomMarket but I put them on immediately and haven't taken them off yet. Bonus photobomb by my nautilus friend for MerMay vibes.

A person's ear with three stud earrings - an orange slice, a turquoise, and a green synthetic opal. They have light skin and short brown hair. There is an orange brown door with a poster of a nautilus underwater looking at the camera.

Strophar AmBig@strophamb· Apr 28

Murder Widows encouraging me from under my cubicle shelf.

Photo of Murder Widows Mary Allamby and Evelyn on round magnets on a rail under a cabinet in a grey cubicle

Strophar AmBig@strophamb· Apr 28

You know how sometimes you get wasted and you do something you wouldn't have done otherwise and it makes you realize what you really want? #TakeTwoTuesday for this fic by @sufridasafo.bsky.social, English translation by ME.

Title card in orange and black with a photo of a partially peeled orange: Ripe Fruit by gondwanaf, translation by stropharia_ambigua, 2032 words, rated E

Strophar AmBig@strophamb· Apr 26

Springtime before mosquitoes is nice

White and purple crocus in the spring sun

Strophar AmBig@strophamb· Apr 23

Ay, I made my first fanfic translation and @latinkraken.bsky.social made me my first title card (and was my first beta reader)!! Jim/Jackie, happy OFMD Rare Ship Week 2026! archiveofourown.org/works/83639271 #OFMDRareShips

Title card with a dark grey and black background and a picture of a partially peeled orange, orange color text reads: Ripe Fruit by gondwanaf, translation by stropharia_ambigua, 2023 words, rated E

Strophar AmBig@strophamb· Apr 22

COLTSFOOT BY THE RIVER!!! It's the first wild bloom where I live, I just saw the first one yesterday by my office, and there were more today, and I saw a groundhog too

A coltsfoot bloom amidst last year's bedstraw sticks and a few fresh green leaves

Strophar AmBig@strophamb· Apr 21