Ali🌈

@stryker1313

Retired prosecutor, dogs, poker, books, gaming, travel, gardening, soccer. Las Vegas NV 🇺🇸🇨🇦🇮🇪

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Ali🌈@stryker1313· 2d

Amazing how much space a 20 pound dog can take up and how she twists herself in the process. See @nedpyle.com Kell isn’t so big after all. I don’t make the rules.

20lb bundle of caramel chaos lays full length on a 3 person couch, taking up 2/3rds. Her front leg, chest and head face the back of the couch, her stomach and back legs face the sky. I don’t know how she does it and likes it. I don’t make the rules.

Ali🌈@stryker1313· 3d

That’s like my rescue boy, Ozzie. He is so soft and sweet and beautiful and a pain in the ass if any animal or human comes within hearing distance of his property.

Beautiful blonde/tan mixed boy with the silkiest soft hair and dark eyeliner any girl would be envious of, resting peacefully on the bed.

Ali🌈@stryker1313· 3d

Sitting in SFO waiting for my flight back to Las Vegas. Cant wait to pick up the doggos! Watching Legi stream some #PathofExile

Picture of plane and jetway in background. iPad and cocktail in foreground.

Ali🌈@stryker1313· 29d

First stop when we got back home yesterday after a month in France.

Plate of enchiladas, rice and beans with a basket of tortilla chips and salsa in back.

Ali🌈@stryker1313· Jun 22

This is Elsa who quickly got called Elsa bear because she was a rotund roly poly puppy, bear bear, berry, then of course Mary Berry, Mare Bear , Chunkamonk and occasionally Eyeore because of her naturally sad droopy eyes. She is always the most regal queen.

Black lab close up looking sadly at the camera. Slight icing around her mouth.

Regal lab sitting upright on a green pool lounge chair gazing into the distance.

Ali🌈@stryker1313· Jun 21

I literally posted this last week.

I'll tell you what MAGA means by DEI. It's a white guy, who was at best a mediocre soccer player, who is extremely arrogant and condescending, keeping his job as a soccer "analyst" despite everything he says being nonsense. Looking at you, Alexi Lalas, failing upward every day.

Ali🌈@stryker1313· Jun 19

Good morning. Ready for USA soccer later. But I have to play a poker tournament so will watch the game much later hopefully.

Large black lab lays at my feet facing a pool. Caramel chaos demon has slowed for a moment to curl up against her sister. Ozzie in background across the pool is on permanent perimeter alert but he is very handsome! Seconds later a neighbor dog barked and all scattered to the corner to bark menacingly at them, except the queen lab, who just chuffed from the comfort of the lounger.

Ali🌈@stryker1313· Jun 13

True.

Bus stop ad with picture of Elon Musk says “If you have a trillion dollars in a world where children are starving, you’re not a visionary, you’re just a cunt.”

Ali🌈@stryker1313· Jun 12

Good morning. Meeting moved to front room as workers are here.

3 dogs behind gate in bedroom. Caramel chaos demon on bed lords over her older minions. Tan and white sleek Egyptian god stretches while gray muzzled queen wags hopefully.

Ali🌈@stryker1313· May 31

Elsa chewed herself a hot spot. The worst isn't the indignity but no pool for a least a week. Sadge

Queen of the black labs with a pair of boxers on her rear end suffing the indignity.

Ali🌈@stryker1313· May 29

Good morning

Queen of the black labs lies regally by the pool she just got out of with her paws hanging delicately over the edge whilst her chaos demon little sister forages for plant life. Missing is big brother patrolling the perimeter.

Ali🌈@stryker1313· May 25

Good morning!Bla

Black lab and caramel chaos demon in a moment of nose to nose repose.

Ali🌈@stryker1313· May 24

Sweating a large batch of mirepoix to split up and freeze for dishes later. Such a lovely smell!

Stove with a large metal bowl of mirepoix already cooked and a large frying pan with mirepoix sweating.

Ali🌈@stryker1313· May 24

Ali🌈@stryker1313· May 22

Dozed off reading my book and woke up to this. #PackFamily

Sweetest senior black lab queen cuddled against my leg, curly caramel chaos demon asleep on her back with her head and legs twisted in opposite directions and my mixed breed boy out cold.

Ali🌈@stryker1313· May 9

Good morning! We are on the Las Vegas summer schedule as well. Up with the sun to get some outside time in before the heat hits.

Ozzie alert in the early morning light beside the pool.

Ali🌈@stryker1313· Apr 24

Same

Husky lab covered in blanket and pillows.

Ali🌈@stryker1313· Apr 20

Dinner time.

Ali🌈@stryker1313· Mar 27

Coco got her summer cut just in time for your return. Ozzie loves to sun and senior Elsa is still the cuddliest.

Coco posing after her summer cut that filled a whole grocery bag full of fur.

Ozzie in the sun with little sister Coco trying to imitate him.

Senior Elsa covered in a cozy blanket by the grandkids. She is very patient.

Ali🌈@stryker1313· Mar 25

Can't get this out of my head everytime he talks.

Ali🌈@stryker1313· Feb 14

Braised pork butt on the menu. Will be perfect for the wife and grandkids when they arrive on Monday.

Kitchen counter top. Chunks of pork butt on brown cutting board. Measuring cup with red wine, red wine bottle, another brown cutting board with chopped onions, celery, carrots and garlic. Bunch of parsley tied, two bay leaves, glass of wine for the cook. stove with bright yellow Le Crueset dutch oven.

Ali🌈@stryker1313· Dec 6

This beautiful boy is lab German shep husky Aussie German short haired pointer and has exact same issue. Love him to death. We have mostly conquered the separation anxiety. Now working on leash aggression.

Ali🌈@stryker1313· Nov 23

@thegoldenratio4.bsky.social are you guys in Cabo? lol

Ali🌈@stryker1313· Oct 6

Zulu Nyala South Africa is freaking amazing. Please enjoy this up close and personal view of a female elephant feeding.

Ali🌈@stryker1313· Oct 2

While we are in Amsterdam here is a picture of Ozzie when the grands were over last week.

Tan dog on couch covered in blankets with a pillow on his head.

Ali🌈@stryker1313· Sep 26

The British have a way with words sometimes.

Ali🌈@stryker1313· Sep 5

This little pup turned 1 today, she and her siblings got plain hamburgers to celebrate. #CocoChaos

Caramal curly chaos bundle passed out on and orange blanket and plush dog bed 3x too big for her.

Ali🌈@stryker1313· Sep 2

I don’t know what she did.

Behind a large bag of rice a tentative mini Aussie labradoodle peeks at me, blinking.

Ali🌈@stryker1313· Aug 27

I am trying to get them in every color.

Ali🌈@stryker1313· Aug 15

I can’t even with this cuteness