The Original Scalawag
@stuntbirdarmy
I keep it 300 like a bowling alley
Saw a goat on my morning bike ride, makes sense that people thought these guys were the devil imo
I forgot I changed my name and bio last night after doing several dabs
Was anyone else at the Dev Hynes show at the giant sculpture garden last night?
Not only is this my most millennial opinion but I think you can probably guess my age +-2 years based on it: broken social scene is really good
Smoking on that shit that makes you Gary for the rest of your life
I can’t believe people subscribe to this magazine just to be like “hey you know that thing that’s clearly about material resources? Says here it’s not!”
*taking out my clown gun that shoots bubbles* get ready for war
Yelling at the idiot screenwriter to fit this joke in somehow
I guess you could also watch some guys jump really high but like why
It’s so funny this article was published in the free hotel newspaper next to articles like “summer is a great time for warm weather fun, say experts”
Hey I forgot to go on this app for like a month. My dog ran away for a few days but she came back.