Stunt Zombie
@stuntzombie
A lover of horror movies and frozen pizzas. ES of Va. Unserious Demure If all you post about is politics=insta-block.
Way back in the day I had @thestitchkeeper.bsky.social make me a houdoo doll of my online namesake. Still one of the favorite things I own.
Seeing how the other half lives while the wife is dog sitting this weekend.
I’ve seen Friday the 13th Part 3 dozens of times, and this is probably the first time I caught this pun… “ Eye have warned thee..”
Never thought I’d see the day that Toucan Sam would push something other than the Froots.
Shhh…it’s resting. (I used a low carb recipe for the BBQ sauce, hence no bark)
Watching Psycho Beach Party and enjoying a summery beverage, as one does.
For the life of her, Stitches cannot figure out how to work this machine.
Sometimes I think about how cool I would look carrying my lunch in this He-Man branded lunch bag.
Picking up some dinner for us and the in-laws from this fine establishment.
It sounds awful, but Stitches is so old now, we talk about if she passes, not when. I’m pretty sure we’re going to have to will her to other family members.
This is 100% who you’re talking to on this account. No smoke and mirrors here. No filters or makeup.
“Yes, hello. I’m not going to be able to come in to work today. Why? Well…”
