Suburban Death March

@suburbandeathmarch

Hi, I'm Jason (he/him) Middle aged musician dad making very weird music and stickers in the SF East Bay (and playing in a couple of live bands too!). ACAB/Punch Nazis/Hail Satan/guillotines for the rich/Free Luigi

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Suburban Death March@suburbandeathmarch· Jul 12

South Park’s Satan in bed looking very bored next to a grinning Lindsey Graham

Suburban Death March@suburbandeathmarch· Jul 11

I don’t need a lot of effects for the cover band, but a new song we’re working on needs fuzz. I have many dirt pedal options, but @eddierifkind.bsky.social’s Satellite of Fuzz is perfect for this one. Just a subtle touch that’s very reactive to how hard I pluck the strings! #musiciansky

A small pedalboard with (Right to left in signal chain order) EHX Bass Mono Synth, Eddie Rifkind Satellite of Fuzz, Behringer Ultra Chorus, and Tech 21 Sansamp Bass Driver DI.

Suburban Death March@suburbandeathmarch· Jul 8

My arsenal laid out! Gonna start with pad drones from the MicroFreak and go from there.

My music desk with a Korg Volca Keys, Donner 303 clone, laptop and interface with Reaper running, a pedalboard, and my keyboard stand with the MicroFreak, Kaoss pad, and PO-12 drum machine

Suburban Death March@suburbandeathmarch· Jul 7

If you see this, post whatever you want

A bag of Captain Bootyhead snacks featuring a skull and crossbones with a pirate hat easing a pile of some kind of puffed snacks

Suburban Death March@suburbandeathmarch· Jul 7

Hey #musiciansky, want to help out a dear friend and incredibly talented guy, @eddierifkind.bsky.social, while getting yourself some kickass pedals and/or music? All hands on deck ASAP please! linktr.ee/erifkind

A picture of a guitar and pedals with text that reads

eddierifkind

Hello my friends. This is very difficult for me to write. I'm facing extreme financial hardship. I'm going to be homeless tomorrow. If you buy out my online store, and support me through Bandcamp or you can pay as much as you want for a track, I will survive.
ENOL

Suburban Death March@suburbandeathmarch· Jul 6

Sometimes you have to drive down to Fremont for the good good Indian pizza! This one is half butter chicken and half lamb kabob and all the way bomb!

An Indian pizza with some slices gone. Half has chicken and the other half half has lamb and cilantro.

Suburban Death March@suburbandeathmarch· Jul 5

From the great Brian Walsby

An illustration on a book cover. The text reads

THE MELVINS BOYS
45
THE MYSTERY
OF WHY THE FOO FIGHTERS SELL MILLIONS OF RECORDS!

And the illustration shows Buzz and Dale, with Buzz looking through binoculars over a large crowd in front of a stage with a banner that says Foo Fighters

Suburban Death March@suburbandeathmarch· Jul 4

4th of July means no kings but Burger King, King Crimson, King Missile, and King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard!

Yours truly wearing a shirt that reads No Trump No KKK No Fascist USA and a Burger King crown in front of a pyramid of Burger King crowns

Suburban Death March@suburbandeathmarch· Jul 3

Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender with one image

A fake Sesame Street book cover showing Oscar the grouch and a frowning sun. Text reads

BURN THE BOOKS
SUPER EXCITED
ABOUT THE DOWNFALL OF CIVILIZATION
Featuring Every Single One of You Assholes the WELL-DESERVED
Darkness AWAITS us ALL
SPEED THIS SHITUP

Suburban Death March@suburbandeathmarch· Jul 1

Just GWAR doing GWAR stuff!

Suburban Death March@suburbandeathmarch· Jun 28

Couple shots from yesterday. All the video clips are too long and/or large file size for here, but I'll post the YouTube links when they're ready!

A band, Transparent Things, playing at the entrance of a school at 1216 Solano Ave in Albany, CA. Shelton is on guitar, Chris on acoustic guitar and vocals, Cary on drums and yours truly on bass.

Yours truly wearing black shorts, an yellow floral Hawaiian shirt, a hydration pack and playing a burgundy 5 string Stingray bass in front of a sign that says "enrollment center"

Suburban Death March@suburbandeathmarch· Jun 27

Hey East Bay, Today is the day! Come on out and hear some of your favorite tunes for free and outdoors on Solano Ave!

A flyer with an illustration of a UFO over Solano Ave in Albany, CA that reads

Transparent Things
BOUTIQUE ROCK SELECTIONS
Summer on Solano Ave
June 27
4-6 PM
NEW WAVE
SYNTH POP
POST - PUNK
ALTERNATIVE
80 s UNDERGROUND
1216 Solano Ave,
Albany, CA
Free

Suburban Death March@suburbandeathmarch· Jun 26

Forgot to post this yesterday but @seedysong.bsky.social and I got to play Rush pinball as well as Jaws and Star Wars!

A Rush pinball table. It has the owl from Fly by Night and paintings of the boys in their 70s glory

Suburban Death March@suburbandeathmarch· Jun 26

Just saw this and had to share here! I think I want one of those instruments now! Who knows what it’s called. Too tired and high to look it up.

Suburban Death March@suburbandeathmarch· Jun 26

Needle in the haaaaaay…

A meme of Garfield the cat, sitting by a pool in a chaise lounge with a drink in his hand and a boombox nearby. Text reads

I'M OUT HERE AT THE COMMUNITY POOL PLAYING ELLIOTT SMITH
JUST TO KILL THE VIBE
SEVERAL CHILDREN ARE CRYING IN THE SHALLOW END

Suburban Death March@suburbandeathmarch· Jun 24

This is supposed to be the “No Judgement Zone” but I’m judging the hell out of this motherfucker!

Suburban Death March@suburbandeathmarch· Jun 24

Name your fav album to hear start to finish, no skips. (Afghan Whigs - Gentlemen)

The album cover of Afghan Whigs Gentlemen shows a young boy sitting shirtless at the edge of a bed with an uncomfortable look on his face and a young girl laying behind him out of focus wearing a dress and smiling

Suburban Death March@suburbandeathmarch· Jun 22

Ik hier jou fokaas beeich

A decorative windmill in front of a sign for Scandinavia Family Fun center and classic Arcade in Sacramento

Suburban Death March@suburbandeathmarch· Jun 21

Fantastic gig tonight! Amazing opening acts, wonderful sound, and a great crowd. The Fireside is a really great place to play! Will post some vids tomorrow but I must go sleep now.

Yours truly standing outside the Fireside in Alameda under their neon sign.

Suburban Death March@suburbandeathmarch· Jun 20

So there’s this formerly local fascist who is obsessed with me because I call out his bullshit. Here he is impotently commenting on weeks-old Instagram content about me.

A screenshot of an Instagram comment thread

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Why would anyone waste time interviewing this out of state, hillbilly transplant? Jason Buckley has zero talent and even less character. Actual Californians hope the inbed leftist and his three chins slink back home ro his true Ozarks home where he belongs. The chump cant afford the rent in Alameda anyway.
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@anativeson1 oh look everybody, it's Brian KKKenedy who had to leave Alameda for Sacramento but still comes back to be a racist dingleberry at a town that considers him a local joke!

Suburban Death March@suburbandeathmarch· Jun 20

East Bay Peeps, tomorrow night you should hit the Fireside in Alameda for a killer show! I'll be playing in StarStrut & we are going to melt some faces! Doors at 7, 1st act at 8, StarStrut at 10! And it's our singer's birthday so there might be cake! You don't want to miss music & cake! #musiciansky

A show flyer with silhouettes of women playing guitar and cassette tapes that reads

SHE SHREDS
She Shreds SESSIONS PRESENTS:
Spyce's Binthday Bash!
StarStrut redella
Breeanna Doan
Saturday June 20
Doors 7/Show 8
Fireside Lounge
1453 Webster St, Alameda
$10/21+

Suburban Death March@suburbandeathmarch· Jun 19

No way you Loch Ness Monstah!

A headline from the Weekly World
News, the World’s Only Unreliable News reads “Loch Ness Monster spotted in Lincoln Reflecting Pool demands tree fiddy” over a black and white picture of the Loch Ness Monster in the reflecting pool with the Lincoln Memorial in the background

Suburban Death March@suburbandeathmarch· Jun 18

Two bands, two weeks, two gigs! And of course I’ve got a gnarly head cold which I am heavily medicating myself through two practice sessions this week! My career may be currently in the shitter but my creative life is booming right now! East bay folks, please come out! #musiciansky