SubversiveComedy
@subversivecomedy
Comedy is cruel. Cruelty IS Trump's plan, so I'm just returning the favor. MAGA loves to dish it out, but they can’t take it. Storyteller. Veterans Advocate. I honor the Oath I took when I joined the Air Force - to protect the Constitution .
Silicon Valley Wants to Put a Chip in Your Brain. This was the plot of James Coburn’s 1967 comedy “The President’s Analyst”. The more things change, the more they stay the same. www.politico.com/news/magazin...
Yes, Trump Might Really Attack Cuba. apple.news/AffyGCmDHRQC... He’s motivated by jealousy over Teddie Roosevelt who led the Roughrider’s victory on Cuba’s San Juan Hill. The only time Trump was ever a roughrider was while being spanked by Stormy Daniels. hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/ima...
A modest proposal: Does Melania really want to distinguish herself from #Pedo47 and Epstein? Simple. Let her demonstrate her independence by holding a meeting with survivors before movie cameras. That would be a blockbuster film - “Melania 2. The Vengeance”
This Photo Of An Anti-Trump Billboard In A Very, Very Red Area Is Going Mega Viral search.yahoo.com/yhs/search?h...
Markwayne Mullin faces easy confirmation as DHS secretary, replacing Noem. He will be awarded the “Peter Principle Prize” for rising above his maximum level of incompetence. Trump will install a new statue of MWM and Patel riding together on a private jet. apple.news/ALVmhFkSpSh-...
The City of Minneapolis was just nominated for the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize by "The Nation" magazine, saying the City: youtu.be/9U9AsQhwJXQ?...
If “Melania” wins an award for Best Documentary, Bezos will have to donate his prize to Trump if he wants more government contracts - or to avoid indictment - for making a criminally stinking film.
At least 16 files disappear from DOJ site for Epstein documents, including Trump photo. The missing files were available Friday and no longer accessible by Saturday, included images of paintings depicting nude women.
Trump picks his staff based on looks - “straight out of central casting”
Top military lawyer raised legal concerns about boat strikes. The lawyer at U.S. Southern Command, which oversees the operations against alleged drug-smuggling boats near Venezuela, disagreed that the strikes are legal and was overruled, according to six sources. www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
Time Magazine Makes Remarkable Change For New Trump Cover After Previous Complaint Did the president's vanity and knack for vengeance influence Time's latest cover? New photo looks like an AI fake. His real hands are too small to acutally hide his turkey neck.
Newsom Mocks Trump And Israeli Prime Minister With Brutal ’90s Comparison. White House posted a photo of Trump and Netanyahu captioned “peace through strength” Newsom countered : apple.news/AUUi4bbu4ROy...
Trump said there's actually "no reason to be good" except to prove to God that you can "go to that next step". That "next step" will be down the stairway to the ninth cicrcle of Hell to suffer the eternal torment of Jewish space lasers. Article: www.huffpost.com/entry/donald...
Tesla’s Optimus humanoid robot performs Kung Fu moves to showcase speed, balance See video “Return of the Terminator”. x.com/elonmusk/sta...
FBI cuts ties with Southern Poverty Law Center, the second time in a week Patel has ended a partnership with a group that monitors right-wing extremism. Trump is at war with “the enemy within”…except for the racists and insurrectionists. apple.news/AgNxxXKhOQtW...
What would justice look like if these six govt employees were fired? They could sue along with untold thousands of other workers, and then they would have to recuse themselves from their own appeal. The remaining holy trinity of SCOTUS judges could then royally screw them.
Hegseth declares war on ‘fat’ generals, troops: "...it’s completely unacceptable to see fat generals and admirals in the halls of the Pentagon leading commands around the country and the world.” SOLUTION: Daily PT for all troops and a Stairmaster machine for Trump. thehill.com/policy/defen...
Jon Stewart Totally Rags On Trump's Portland Talk Using 1 Blast From The Past. Trump’s aides told him that people are “literally attacking” each other and there are “fires all over the place” in Portland. “And dragons! There be dragons!” added Stewart.
Trump's Boast Of A Golden White House Backfires Spectacularly. “Foreign Leaders, and everyone else, ‘freak out’ when they see the quality and beauty. Best Oval Office ever, in terms of success and look!!! President DJT”. This is the “leader of the free world”? Freaky apple.news/AAVPg0ZCpR56...
Hegseth’s mysterious meeting with 800 generals will focus on grooming and warrior ethos Dept. of War has engaged a consultant to instruct troops on camaflouge for "wars" in US cities . Instead of wearing masks, they will all be disguised to look like #MadKing47. www.politico.com/news/2025/09...
Since Trump wants to gut the EPA, every home should have one of these personal decontamination units: www.lanco-usa.com/products/dec...
Hegseth dissolves women’s military committee encouraging women to enlist over ‘divisive feminist agenda’. Wounded Army combat veteran Duckworth had said of Trump and his policies “I will not be lectured about what our military needs by a five-deferment draft dodger.” apple.news/A5MIyhVSFTTy...
Senate confirms former failed Trump national security adviser as ambassador to the U.N. Remember “The Peter Principle” ? The book said one continues to fail upward until you reach your max level of incompetence. Maybe next Sec State after Trump gets tired of Rubio. apple.news/A7clmhZHwTYG...
VA brags number of veterans waiting for benefits is down. Ok, their claims have been “processed”, but what percentage of claims have been summarily DENIED in a rubber stamp “review”, starting an agonizing appeals process? #Transparency “There are lies, damn lies, and statistics” - Mark Twain.
Trump files $15 billion lawsuit against New York Times. NYT "continued spreading false and defamatory content about President Trump" who "secured the greatest personal and political achievement in American history”. apple.news/ASzctp_N8TWK...
Cabinet secretary provokes outrage for saying Donald Trump was “anointed” by God. …and everyone who doesn’t worship the Orange Messiah is a Judas. apple.news/A_QESvk2USby...
MAGA wants to criminalize publicly mocking the death of Charlie Kirk. What do I think of the death of a racist hate-mongering far right wing provocateur?
Trump's EPA Plans to Stop Making Companies Report Their Emissions. He has assured our children’s future. MAHA. apple.news/AtWjIgTUNQX2...