Ombud Sjutton

@subwoofersydney

Social Justice Ranger and Bard. Aspiring himbo. Magnet Warrior stan account. He/Him/They #ombudSjutton

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Ombud Sjutton@subwoofersydney· 26d

“Who would have thought Darth Vader was Luke Skywalker’s father?” - Homer Simpson

Ombud Sjutton@subwoofersydney· Jul 3

I should have done this after the first one. They tend to stop trying after I set them straight.

Ombud Sjutton@subwoofersydney· Jul 1

Ombud Sjutton@subwoofersydney· Jun 27

I was just going to delete this until I got to the “Please don’t expose me” Now I’m saving this for future pettiness

Obvious scammer on Instagram named Fabienne Masson Méry asked that I don’t expose her for trying to make me think she’s just being a good matchmaker. Text reads:

hii random message lol.. my friend recently moved here and tinder's been a disaster for her lol so i'm shamelessly playing wingman
worst case you
ignore this best case you two actually click. now she's open to anything from a good date to a good story xd so msg her on snap: kattyjy if you are down to meet wher
plsss don't expose me

Ombud Sjutton@subwoofersydney· Jun 25

I find this fact hard to swallow

Sportsgully on Facebook posts a photo captioned: All 3 HOSTS nations have reached round of 32! *Green Check Emoji**Soccer Ball Emoji*

From left to right:
- A Canadian player, with a large C in the bottom third
- A USA player, with a large U in the bottom third
- A Mexican player, with a large M in the bottom third

Ombud Sjutton@subwoofersydney· Jun 21

If you see this post a vampire that isn’t Dracula

Marceline the Vampire Queen from “Adventure Time”, wearing a large brimmed yellow hat and matching gloves, playing her guitar

Ombud Sjutton@subwoofersydney· Jun 18

7.8 out of 10

Duolingo “Translate this Sentence” exercise

Swedish: Ja, Jag har för mycket vatten

English: Yes, I have too much water

Ombud Sjutton@subwoofersydney· Jun 17

I’ve decided, because he guards the morning coffees and points to where to drink, his name is Bean and he is a good doggo

Colour changing puppy shaped light (currently blue) on top of a reusable coffee thermos. Hims is very smol and squish but very cute and helpful.

Ombud Sjutton@subwoofersydney· Jun 16

I really need to know which gay on the localisation team did this so I can thank them

“Sandy Shocks” from the Pokémon TCG Pocket mobile game has a single attack, and it’s called “Pull In and Pound”

Happy Pride!

Ombud Sjutton@subwoofersydney· Jun 11

You see the problem is, if I’m the one who returns the spoon to the kitchen from the men’s room, and I’m spotted, people are going to assume I’m the one who left it in the men’s room

A spoon got lost on the way to the dishwasher at work and found its way to the window sill of the office bathroom. Loo roll for scale.

Ombud Sjutton@subwoofersydney· Jun 4

Happy Pride Month to this Toxic Couple

Katherine Hahn as Agatha Harkness and Aubrey Plaza as Rio Vidal in Marvel’s “Agatha All Along” Season 1 Episode 4

Ombud Sjutton@subwoofersydney· Jun 2

Republicans: We need millions of taxpayer money for the Trump Freedom 250 celebration. The celebration:

The empty, grey, barely decorated interior of the Glasgow “Willy Wonka Experience”

Ombud Sjutton@subwoofersydney· May 31

If I’m gonna accidentally buy a yearlong subscription to something, I’mma make damn sure I use it

Celebrating my 147 day streak on DuoLingo

18 perfect weeks in a row

Ombud Sjutton@subwoofersydney· May 30

Cunty Regirock with a Handback quoting the previous Skeet

Ombud Sjutton@subwoofersydney· May 30

Keyboard Cat has dropped out of the White House concert

The original Keyboard Cat meme

An orange cat with a blue shirt and a keyboard. It wasn’t their turn for the brain cell that week.

Ombud Sjutton@subwoofersydney· May 28

This is a dance off! Post a dance or you’re eliminated.

Ombud Sjutton@subwoofersydney· May 27

We interrupt your doomscrolling to bring you the wisdom of the gods Welcome to the Cult of Dionysus www.instagram.com/p/DYy3ccQkX3...

Unhinged Advice from Dionysus
God of wine, madness, ecstasy, theatre, &
"that sounds like tomorrow's problem.

Ombud Sjutton@subwoofersydney· May 23

For anyone in Sydney after a really fun activity, one of O/our friends is showing his art in a gallery space near Central Station. It’s a perfect mix of surreal, camp, and a tiny bit hipster.

Selfie in front of a fed-up giant koala wearing a snorkel, titled “Utter Disdain”

Ombud Sjutton@subwoofersydney· May 19

SEEK needs to get their algorithm checked

Apparently I - a cisgender male - am a “Strong Applicant” to work as a part-time female fashion model

Ombud Sjutton@subwoofersydney· May 15

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Claude” Yeah well I asked Garnet and she said we’re gonna have a day with just the 3 of us at the library this weekend learning about research techniques and academic rigour. Also, she said you need to hydrate more.