Sullivan the Monster
@sullivanmonster
A Monster bartender in Chicago that plays Magic: the Gathering and makes TikToks (125k+)
In 2027, YouTube will effectively demonetize small and medium sized Shorts creators. This is a signal that they are effectively giving up on organic short form content that TikTok excels at.
In modern day U.S. currency, the sum total of the treasure in Smaug’s hoard could be converted to purchase exactly six and a half Hobbit Collector boosters.
I was trying to Google if the ambassador list for The Hobbit is out yet, and the first link is my own fake news story. I think I played myself.
You’re all going down, you red-carpet walking fancy pants Magic influencers!
If you attack me with Wolverine, and I block with Black Panther, neither dies. Weird.
Time to post my MagicCon info! I will also be giving away some T-shirts and @coolstuffinc.com tokens at my meet and greet, first come first served.
If you’re thinking about picking up some Secrets of Strixhaven collector boosters, see if you have a Microcenter nearby. Huge price difference from TCG preorders. #notsponsored
At the prerelease, I cast Dream Harvest and hit my opponent’s Bloodline Bidding. I had no creatures in my graveyard.
Me: Have you seen the sort of fetishy stuff in the Lorwyn art? Them: yeah, that foot stuff is wild Me: No, I was talking about the necks
If this comment gets 1000 likes, Wizards pretty much has to do it, right?
Reply with your ban predictions and what snacks you are willing to wager. I’ll go first: One box of Little Debbie Christmas Tree Snack Cakes on Agatha’s Soul Cauldron
Trouble with Secret Lairs?? (Foghorn Leghorn voice) Shocked!!! Shocked, I say!
Got my custom @dragonshield.bsky.social sleeves in today