Eric Henn

@summerknight

Writer, actor, gamer, spammer of cat pics. I have ADHD in my brain and love in my heart. He/him

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Eric Henn@summerknight· 3d

Don't talk to Loaf until he's had his coffee.

A handsome tuxedo cat sits on a hardwood floor and begs up toward the camera. On the counter, a cup with creamer and a coffee pot are visible. Also visible is a sink full of dirty dishes that reveals who I am as a person.

Eric Henn@summerknight· 3d

The painting "Dynamism of a Dog on a Leash" by Futurist Giacomo Balla. A small dog is walking on a leash with their master's feet just visible in the background. The dog's legs and tail, the chain leash, and the human's feet are all shown in multiple positions at once with blurry lines between them (it kind of looks like when Mr. Krabs walks, actually)

Eric Henn@summerknight· 8d

I didn't realize that a background in Biology qualified me to tell people where to point their bang-bang sticks.

An email from Handshake:

[redacted] just messaged you about a job

Hi Eric,

Your background in Biology at State University of New York at New Paltz make you a great fit for our **Navy Surface Warfare Officer

Eric Henn@summerknight· 11d

I got them pumped up kicks

My foot in a black medical boot, resting on a brown and white area rug.

Eric Henn@summerknight· 15d

Eh, it's alright. There are better helms for sure.

A screenshot showing the stat block of the King's Crown item from Dark Souls 2

Eric Henn@summerknight· 26d

Homer sits on the couch holding a beer in one hand, and a flag that reads "sports" in the other. He is leaning forward in anticipation or excitement

Eric Henn@summerknight· 26d

Loaf says get well soon

A handsome black and white cat offers you a blep in these trying times.

Eric Henn@summerknight· Jul 6

Professor Frink (The Simpsons) says "Sheboygan!" in a way that suggests it sounds like one of the nonsense words he shouts as a catchphrase.

Eric Henn@summerknight· Jun 22

Counterpoint:

A screenshot from Windrose, featuring my ridiculously stupid Baba Yaga-ass house. It consists of a large flat floor on top of a single support, with small platforms branching out from the sides to hold all of my crafting benches. A smaller, actual house is above that, held up only by a single set of stairs.

Eric Henn@summerknight· Jun 19

A normally very handsome black and white cat is making the most ridiculous face you've ever seen, featuring wide eyes and a wide mouth showing off the one tooth he has left

Eric Henn@summerknight· Jun 15

How did we let MAGA chuds get the oversized retro sunglasses? I want to wear oversized retro sunglasses!

Me trying on a pair of oversized retro sunglasses that *I* think make me look like I'm in a cyberpunk power metal band, but apparently just make me look like I support fascism.

Eric Henn@summerknight· Jun 12

Video game top picks meme thingamabob. Make your own: grids.fun/t/about-me-v...

Header reads "About Me: Video Games"

Below that is a grid of 20 categories and my top video game in each category. Undertale is a solid 20% of my picks.

Eric Henn@summerknight· Jun 4

Luckily, the guy who was stupid enough to write this dreck was also stupid enough to announce that he'd done so. Writer is Archie Hall

Economist propagandist Archie Hall boasts about having written the article in the above post.

Eric Henn@summerknight· Jun 1

The look he gives you after forcing you to make two trips to the vet and costing you $450 for his checkup and senior cat labs.

Loaf, a strikingly handsome tuxedo cat, looks up toward the camera without a single hint of shame or regret.

Eric Henn@summerknight· May 18

Super Vegeta glares at the phone that he definitely had in DBZ, which he's holding in a weirdly realistic hand.

Eric Henn@summerknight· Apr 29

Well, that knocks out one of the two movies I've seen that many times. But they'll never take The One from me.

The climactic final showdown between Gabriel Law (right, played by Jet Li) and Gabriel Yulaw (left, also played by Jet Li). They square off on the floor of a currently-empty factory of some sort.

Eric Henn@summerknight· Apr 25

Checks out.

A humorous edit of the Gadsden flag depicts the snake twisted into an ouroboros biting its own tail. The text has been changed to read "oops, I treaded on myself."

Eric Henn@summerknight· Apr 18

Goro from the 90s Mortal Kombat movie flexes all four of his arms

Eric Henn@summerknight· Apr 3

A conversation between agents Hill and Ward of S.H.I.E.L.D. from Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Hill: WHAT DOES S.H.I.E.L.D. STAND FOR, AGENT WARD?

Ward: STRATEGIC HOMELAND INTERVENTION, ENFORCEMENT AND LOGISTICS DIVISION.

Hill: AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN TO YOU?

Ward: IT MEANS SOMEONE REALLY WANTED OUR INITIALS TO SPELL OUT SHIELD.

Eric Henn@summerknight· Apr 1

I'm in

An adorable little black and white senior cat is sleeping on his favorite purple beanbag.

Eric Henn@summerknight· Mar 11

This doofus

A chonky tuxedo cat sits on a black folding chair. He looks into the camera with wide eyes and a fashionable blep.

Eric Henn@summerknight· Mar 9

Zapp Brannigan from Futurama points at someone offscreen and says "You disgust me. Go on."

Eric Henn@summerknight· Mar 5

This remains tragically accurate, besides the part about it only happening on Twitter.

Tweet from @BravoCoolee:

"Twitter the only place where well articulated sentences still get misinterpreted.

You can say "I like pancakes" and somebody will say "So you hate waffles?"

No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talkin about."

Eric Henn@summerknight· Mar 4

1. In a multiverse of Lilianas and Karns and Tezzerets, this guy's name and creature type are just fucking Jared. 2. His Commander deck is called Painbow. 'nuff said

Jared Carthalion, legendary planeswalker with way too much text for me to type.

Eric Henn@summerknight· Mar 4

Using lifting gear and moving loads? Sounds like the same meaning as in other places 😆

Text reads: In the Australian industrial context, dogging refers to two primary, legally defined responsibilities that involve the use of lifting gear and the movement of loads by a crane or hoist.

Eric Henn@summerknight· Mar 3

Now I'm not gonna say mistakes have been made, but perhaps some questionable decisions. (Not the beer, the beer is great)

A Magic: the Gathering Commander deck featuring Terra, Herald of Hope sits on a bar table next to a can of Bell's Two Hearted IPA. More playmats and decks are visible in the background.

Eric Henn@summerknight· Feb 19

The same image with the word "me" circled in red, which humorously implies that's enough to identify Eize as the creator of the meme.

Eric Henn@summerknight· Feb 2

And here he is!

A chonky black and white cat sits on top of a space heater that's designed to look like an old-fashioned wood stove. His bört is toasty warm, causing him to close his eyes with pleasure.

Eric Henn@summerknight· Feb 2

Start with that middle piece on the bottom, and then you've got yourself the Triforce of Pizza.

The same pic with part of the wide area scribbled out to create a Triforce shape.

Eric Henn@summerknight· Feb 1