Sunshine Jarboly
@sunshinejarboly
puppy petter. eagle trainer. drinker of milk. taker of naps. Writer. my books are available at my tweets
stunning news: a.i. actress tilly norwood indicted on 57 counts of insider stock trading. her boyfriend, a bitcoin, is also indicted. they each face up to 50 years of living inside in a floppy disc. please respect the privacy of the people who typed in her prompts at this time.
sad news out of hollywood, a.i. actress tilly norwood has died. she was crushed to death by an online gambling site that collapsed when a bunch of chads overloaded the system with over/unders, parlays & prop bets. please respect the privacy of those who typed in her prompts.
kids, i’ve posted these before but i’m re-upping on some of my tweets that i illustrated a couple years ago. please enjoy. thank you.
that’s insane. i remember it being a big deal in the 70s but i was too young to understand. i inherited the book from my parents & read it in college. then, i got their record collection & guess what was in it?
kids, he’s @garron_music on instagram. what are you waiting for? go to him.
sad news out of hollywood, A.I. actress tilly norwood has died of the stuxnet virus. she had no family. please respect the privacy of the people who typed in her prompts. thank you.
the A.I. trial run for our cameras is experiencing just about the widest range of emotions possible for a security system.
luger: sliding down a track on a sled…it just seems like it needs something else. his friend: what if i lied down directly on top of you? luger: holey shit…i…i think we’ve got a sport here.
hi, 911? yes, i’d like to report a lunatic living in my neighborhood.
editing team: we were to understand that this would be a collaborative space. james cameron: {hovering six inches in the air over a soul pile of the last editing team} you have been misled.
kids, i’ve been drawing our christmas cards for years. they’re chaotic, lawless, cynical & absurd & have absolutely nothing to do with christmas. please have a very nice holiday season & be nice to each other before the a.i. roombas take over the world & start bossing us around.
these kinds of photos confuse me because it’s like, hey, where are we going? the ocean? did you not hear me say i don’t know how to swim? please let go of my hand.
the first picture was from a post about braces & the second picture was from a post that immediately followed & i honestly thought it was also about braces.
nothing bad has ever happened by modifying the genes of bees.
i just watched the most interesting superhero origin story movie.
not a cell phone in sight. just people fightin’ & fightin’ & fightin’ & warrin’ & fightin’ & shootin’ & fightin’
i’m trying to enjoy my weekend but these fraggle rock idiots keep making noise. (loud chewing grass sounds, snoring)
spielberg said the same thing when he was filming schindler’s list.
*opening the book of revelations* “…behold, i saw a pale horse, its rider was named pickle pizza, & hell was following close behind him.”
