Crimson, Everyone's Favorite Paralegal
@superherocrimson
Trans Socialist Ace Loud Mouth w/a heart of gold. Paralegal, Historian, & Cultural Advocate. Superhero Rundown (sometimes) & Twitch (weekly). Nicolas Cage expert. AEW & Captain Cold Stan. Habs always. Rear Admiral of AT4W server & Mod of RDArmy. They/Them
This orange moron who makes biscuits on my boobs constantly is 8 today. Goober.
I hate Kyle Fucking Fletcher. - Hime, probably #AEWDynamite
This is Hime. I have so many. Some highlights: Bean Demon Sweet Bean Kitten Potat Child Love Gorgeous Tripod Lovely Kitling Gravity Bean Princess and my personal favorite: Deming (pronounced Deem-ing).
Holy shit. Maybe Pride Month will pick up with this amazing human following me. Go read them. No, drop it. Go read them.
How dare you disrespect the amazing @tunderstrom.bsky.social like this.
My throat sucks because of allergies. So I had @akcoded.bsky.social get me some cough drops and this is what I pull out first. Rude.
10/10, no notes. P.S. @amy.wrestlejoy.com the alt text is just for you. Is it Wednesday yet?
Hime is upset that I am interrupting her #AEWDynamite time.
Hime met my friend's doggo yesterday. I cannot believe the doggo survived.
I woke up to this moron fighting the curtain. No thoughts, just orange.
How am I supposed to sleep with a orange moron making biscuits on my boobs? Asking for enbies with boobs. Which is me. Right now. Help.
Okay so I didn't have time to check in on the Canadiens as they are in Round 1 and they are going to suck obviously, so--- Wait a minute. They won? They WON!
Shout out to @gailsimone.bsky.social for signing this at Siouxpercon last year! I finally got it back! I will cherish it and hope to meet you in person some day.
This is amazing because now I can choke @linkara.bsky.social while he's streaming. Thanks @qixie.bsky.social and @dresdennova.bsky.social!
Episode is 6 minutes and 14 seconds for rough cut.
By the way, new Orange Cassidy reaction still I'm going to use from now on from last night:
"Hey you one of those transes?" - a tourist from Texas drawls "Depends, do you like the current administration?" - me "Naw. I love queers. But I gotta piss like a racehorse. I just wanted to say I like your hoodie. It screams queer and I gotta have one." "I got it online." "Okay, well thanks."
It's Caturday and Hime won't let me leave the couch to do stuff.